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BLUEMATT23
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True - Stoke will probably target his ribs won't they like a bulls eye.
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True - Stoke will probably target his ribs won't they like a bulls eye.
kaz7
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Dead right they would,i'm expecting a kicking but to get many more yellows than them,go figureTrue - Stoke will probably target his ribs won't they like a bulls eye.
moon
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And would probably get away with at least 4 or 5 goes at him before a warning or a bookingTrue - Stoke will probably target his ribs won't they like a bulls eye.
foggy1974
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Just hope he doesnt hit the post
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BLUEMATT23
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And would probably get away with at least 4 or 5 goes at him before a warning or a booking
Who's the ref on Saturday?
MillionMilesAway
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Not sure we've been allocated a ref.
Pawson will be wandering around the pitch with a whsitle though. Does he count?
Pawson will be wandering around the pitch with a whsitle though. Does he count?
kaz7
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The one that let the arses kick the shit out of dave in the cup game,craig pawsonWho's the ref on Saturday?
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BLUEMATT23
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The one that let the arses kick the shit out of dave in the cup game,craig pawson
FFS not him again.
manimanc
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Like.Just hope he doesnt hit the post
PannickAtTheDisco
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I wouldn't trust Pawson to officiate at a wedding.
*groom places ring on bride's finger*
Pawson: Put the ring on her finger.
Groom: I just did it.
Pawson: No you didn't.
Groom: Yes I did, look! *points at ring on bride's finger*
Pawson: Well, Michael Oliver didn't see it.
Groom: What the fuck's he got to do with this?
Pawson: He's just told me he didn't see you do it.
Groom: Look! *points to the finger* you can see I've just done it! You have eyes, and your own mind to think about this, you can see I've just done it!
Pawson: Yeah, but he said...
Groom: I don't care what he said...
...
Pawson: Well I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you both for theft
Both: Why?
Pawson: Master Riley informs me that you did not in fact pay for this ring
Both: What? The ring you couldn't see a minute ago?!
Pawson: I'm afraid Mr Blobby (Madley) will have to take you away...
Both: But look! We bought it, we even have the receipt, here, look!
Pawson: I'm afraid the jewellers in your local City has been classed as a related party transaction by Emperor Gill. Section 471 (b) (ii) [7.4.58] Clearly states that unless you purchase your ring from either the Cayman Islands or Delaware on credit, then the purchase is invalid.
Groom: So I'm not allowed to use MY OWN MONEY to pay for it now?
Pawson: Lord Scudamore informs me that using your own money creates unfair inflation in the market, and that personal investments are prohibited. He'll kindly provide you with an allowance of £2 to carve a ring out of wood.
Groom: Fuck this shit, I'm so done.
Pawson: However your bride can keep that ring, and be bestowed with a lifetime supply of gold and diamonds if she marries Prince Jose from Portugal.
Bride: And If I refuse?
Pawson: You'll never experience any wealth or success again, and you'll be elbowed in the face and have your eyes gouged out.
Groom: God, when I get back to Leicester and tell the people about this.
Pawson: OH! you're from LEICESTER CITY, my sincerest apologies sir, do come this way! Marky Mark will take care of you, he'll even provide a complimentary Thai massage. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Craig Pawson, the Donald Trump of referees.
*groom places ring on bride's finger*
Pawson: Put the ring on her finger.
Groom: I just did it.
Pawson: No you didn't.
Groom: Yes I did, look! *points at ring on bride's finger*
Pawson: Well, Michael Oliver didn't see it.
Groom: What the fuck's he got to do with this?
Pawson: He's just told me he didn't see you do it.
Groom: Look! *points to the finger* you can see I've just done it! You have eyes, and your own mind to think about this, you can see I've just done it!
Pawson: Yeah, but he said...
Groom: I don't care what he said...
...
Pawson: Well I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you both for theft
Both: Why?
Pawson: Master Riley informs me that you did not in fact pay for this ring
Both: What? The ring you couldn't see a minute ago?!
Pawson: I'm afraid Mr Blobby (Madley) will have to take you away...
Both: But look! We bought it, we even have the receipt, here, look!
Pawson: I'm afraid the jewellers in your local City has been classed as a related party transaction by Emperor Gill. Section 471 (b) (ii) [7.4.58] Clearly states that unless you purchase your ring from either the Cayman Islands or Delaware on credit, then the purchase is invalid.
Groom: So I'm not allowed to use MY OWN MONEY to pay for it now?
Pawson: Lord Scudamore informs me that using your own money creates unfair inflation in the market, and that personal investments are prohibited. He'll kindly provide you with an allowance of £2 to carve a ring out of wood.
Groom: Fuck this shit, I'm so done.
Pawson: However your bride can keep that ring, and be bestowed with a lifetime supply of gold and diamonds if she marries Prince Jose from Portugal.
Bride: And If I refuse?
Pawson: You'll never experience any wealth or success again, and you'll be elbowed in the face and have your eyes gouged out.
Groom: God, when I get back to Leicester and tell the people about this.
Pawson: OH! you're from LEICESTER CITY, my sincerest apologies sir, do come this way! Marky Mark will take care of you, he'll even provide a complimentary Thai massage. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Craig Pawson, the Donald Trump of referees.