Air Traffic Control failure across UK

[west didsblue]

Looks like the cleaner has unplugged the main computer controlling UK air traffic to plug in the hoover and they can’t get it started up again.

Is anyone stuck at the airport home or abroad?

 

[Sir peace frog]

take a day off and all hell breaks loose ffs

 

[A57 the snake]

What’s your vector ? Victor

 

[mac]

Get ready for mid air collisions

 

[manimanc]

What’s your vector ? Victor

We have clearance Clarence.

 

[dickie davies]

"ctrl alt delete"
That'll sort it. If it doesn't turn the power off and then switch on

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Bang it with a big hammer

 

[Nellies left peg]

Bang it with a big hammer

Torch it and you know the rest…

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

I’m no expert but it seems like a pretty terrible system design if one malfunction can take every ATC in the country offline.

I’m sure Russia is looking on with great interest.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We have clearance Clarence.

Roger, Roger.