Alan Partridge..aka Coogan you red tit

[foxy]

very reliable but shes got a moustache

 

[Alba555]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsXNEA&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrp0wJsX ... re=related</a>

Watch this at least once a week.

 

[Shafter]

Partridge amongst the pigeons!! (whats that?)

It's me, in trafalgar square feeding the pigeons going arrrrrrrhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[hal2000]

Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan, Dan, Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan! Dan! Dan! -- Dan! No he's not heard me. Dan! Dan! Dan!

 

[Balti]

 

[Swordfish7]

What was he doing on the bloody roof?

 

[jacko74]

Don't rub your fanny on meee.

 

[roslersgrandad]

get back in the lift lynn!!

DIXONS!!

 

[ManCityFC]

"There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent."

"Tony, I've, look I've just bought a house. It's got a Buck Rogers toilet. One yank, all gone!"

In response to Jed Maxwell wanting Alan to meet his brother - ‘No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!’

"I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one."

Head Teacher: "I'd like to see you sweat over your job just half as much as I do over mine!"
Partridge: "I don't because I wear Lynx Africa."

"Whoa - that's english for stop a horse"

and the creme de la creme:

"Oh, Jill. Mousse from a bowl is very nice, but to put it on a person is demented!"

 

[KentBlue]

"Something's come up"

"He means his cock!"


Incidentally did you know the Geordie chap in the series is also the voice of the Meerkat in those adverts?

Simples!