Alan Partridge returns

This was first announced back in 2019, same title but it was about the history of Britain. Seems they've changed it down the line
 
Last series was hit and miss. Almost parody of Alan for the most part.
I've heard a few of his radio skits which are pretty good at times and I love Tim Key.

But peak Partridge for me was 'I'm Alan Partridge'. Up there with the best UK comedy.
Different writers I guess.
 
Just sitting Robson Green and whenever I hear a NE accent I think of this;

Alan Partridge : You must have got up to a few pranks in your time.
Michael : Why aye. Hey, I mind this one time, right, I was stationed oot in Belize, right, and I had this little macaque monkey as a pet, right. And one day, I came back to me tent, right, and it had eaten all me fags. So I picked it up and I threw it in the sea.
Alan Partridge : You threw a monkey in the sea?
Michael : Well, he'd eaten all me fags, man, you know, it was a big packet of 200 duty-frees, like.
Alan Partridge : You threw a monkey in the sea. That's awful. I was fishing for some sort of funny story. That's just upsetting.
Michael : Well, you know, I wasn't thinking straight, right. You know, I just kind of got the red mist in front of me eyes and I just grabbed the monkey and hoyed it in the sea.
Alan Partridge : Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.
Michael : Well, it didn't go straight into the water, it bounced off a rock.
Alan Partridge : Oh, Michael! That's such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them, they sort of get something out of it. Nice perfume or something.

Just funny.
 
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