ALAN!

[Ovo]

I've got an uncle named Alan also.

 

[c4lv3rt]

Wait people, ive just met another ALAN on the way to Nottingham, that makes 6. Theres only 6 ALANS.

 

[Garry.Cook]

FFS this is getting stupid now. All this time we've been singing about one Alan...

WHY HAS NO-ONE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON ALL THESE ALANS?!

 

[Fried Onions]

I know an ALAN - he support Stockport Cunty, sad badger.

 

[rhinomcfc]

i knew a alan who used to go city sometimes with my old man but i aint seen 'alan' for a few years now so we have a missing alan

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan..........hang on a minute, i dont think its Alan.........


Steve, Steve.................

 

[c4lv3rt]

Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan,Alan, Alan..........hang on a minute, i dont think its Alan.........


Steve, Steve.................

no, deffinately ALAN ;)

 

[Sparkys-Army]

My ex used to say "Alan" was my sexy nickname, well i assumed that as she shouted it out during passionate sex. Funnely enough, i also have a best mate whos called Alan. Hmmm, something fishy going on here...

 

[Indigenous]

There was an Alan in my class when I was in primary school.

 

[Mr Rich]

I play football with a Chinese lad who's English name is....







wait for it.....









can you guess....?







That's right.....












Oliver.

























Actually there is another Chinese player who's English name is ALAN unfortunately when I tried chanting his name it didn't really catch on