Alexa Chung is a f---ing c---

I notice that 'johnny on the spot' has got a right downer on her too on the ' people you wish would just' thread!

Not her night , is it?
 
InvisibleMan said:
I don't think i can explain how much this stupid little fucking **** grates me. The irritating little fucking whore. I'd never hit a girl right, (unless she was a big fucker and was smashing my face in, or she worked at the job centre, the council, for a teleservice company, the police, Tesco, the bank, any utilitly service, a 24 hour garage that sells beer through a screen and refuses to serve me for being too drunk, my ex girlfiend, my ex 'some girl i was sort of seeing for a bit but then stopped seeing cause her mates a jelous lying little sket with serious issues and some std i don't know how to spell, the landlady at my local, 'Kelly' from Poland who said she was a girl but wasn't...) but if i ever saw this stupid little fucking E4 **** i would fucking LOVE to smash fuck out of her face with an axe handle, an half ender or one of them stupid fucking All Saints belts...[Jesus loves you does he? So why aint he here to stop me from robbing your shite belt and chocking you with it then?...if he loves you so much that is? *****.]. So much, that i even went to the effort of writing 'love' in capital letters.

Prancing about like a stupid little whore in her ironic fashion wear; as if looking like a proper fucking **** is acceptable if you're actually laughing at those who can see you for your cuntishness. Is it fuck, you stupid fucking twat. It just means you're a ****, and every other normal person can see you for the **** you are. The fact that you think being aware of the fact that you look like a **** isn't ironic...it just makes you even more of a fucking **** than it would if you where oblivious to the fact that you are a fucking ****. Fucking stupid little whore.

And you aren't quirky either, or funny, or articulate. You're just wierd. And you're a twat. And that's why you're employed by E4. Cause' E4 only employ complete and utter social retards who are so detract from society they are unaware of their transition from what they where before being moulded as; 'what a fucking dickhead, must be a student or stupidly fucking rich'...to what they have since become; a clown disguised as a TV presenter.

I hope she was bullied as a child...by her parents, and everyone at school, and her family. And i hope for Christmas her Mum was really nice to her for weeks before, making her think she was actually loved and adored, so that this time she truly beleived Christmas was going to be that special time her friends in TV land had made her think it was. And that on that special Christmas day before she opened her 'main present' [the one she'd saved after all her shitty excuses for a present she'd opened in the form of a gift wrapped selction box (50p from Aldi)] her Mum said...'Here you go Alexa. I've got you that puppy you've always wanted.' - That just as she opened it to see a dead puppy lying in a box, her Mum said...'but i killed it last night, because you didn't eat all your carrots last week and we hate you for not being the little boy we actually wanted.'

And aint she married to a footballer...or some sort of celebrity thing? That makes her even more of a ****, as her own self indulgence is even highlighted by this extra desperate cling to some kind of celebrity status. Possibly even has aspirations of a few magazine shoots with her celebrity boyfriend before finally fucking him off for some other famous **** who's prepared to put up with her shit whilst he looks for some other stupid woman to whack his muck all over.

The stupid annoying little fucking whore.

I'm not sure what grates me the most about her. It could be that she thinks she's the next best thing since free porno on the internet, or that she dresses like she's just ran through a 1980's retro charity shop in soho covered in blu tack, or that she smiles like a whore yet acts as though she aint, or that she's probably another spoilt little rich girl who's blo jobbed her way through the entertainment industry just for a job as a stupid fucking clown, or that she thinks we're all niave to the fact that E4 and all its presenters think we're all fucking idiots, or that she's a fucking ****. Maybe it's that she has a voice like a crackhead, or that she looks like she only eats lettuce, cucumbers and spunk everyday, or that she's a fucking idiot yet she probably earns more than most people reading this do in one month than most do in a fucking year just because she's a twat. It could be that she looks like she thinks she's better than most people and that this is hightended by having a job as something that she derives status from even though this status is virtual and actually makes you a fucking ****. Not sure what it is that makes me hate her so much. But i do.

It could be that through all of this bile hatred that spills from the darkest part of my corrupted soul...i still would.

Either way...Alexa Chung is a complete and utter stupid little fucking cunting whore and i'd pay my next 4 giros to see her slashed up and thrown into a pool of acid. The stupid fucking E4 ****.

Are you off your meds? Call the white coats.
 

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