Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[The perfect fumble]

"All 148 votes were fakes....

It's not Boris's fault"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

"All 148 votes were fakes"

i didn’t know he’d bred scousers.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

He’s The turd that won’t flush

 

[Gabriel]

They know that the by-election polls look horrendous and the economic forecast is quite horrible. It’s going to be a torrid time for the country and he’s just going to be the lightning rod for the country’s ire.

 

[WestGorton]

"All 148 votes were fakes"

A fucking dipper too!

 

[domalino]

Just need the Lib Dems to win in Tiverton in 3 weeks time for it to be perfect.

Let's see how they react to losing a seat that's been conservative since 1924 and had a 25,000 majority in 2019.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Unconfirmed reports that Carrie is currently steaming off the gold wallpaper.

 

[andthesunshineband]

i didn’t know he’d bred scousers.

"All 148 votes were fakes"

The peoples' club?

 

[bobmcfc]

"All 148 votes were fakes"

Bet his old mum still breastfeeds him

Urgh

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bet his old mum still breastfeeds him

Urgh

Bitty