Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[pirate]

Johnson probably thinks the chief whip arrival means ones more orgy on the taxpayers expense.

I imagine Patel is being spitroasted by Gove and Schapps as we speak.

why did you post that?

How am i ever getting that image out of my head?

to quote coach in "The Gentlemen", thats nightmare fuel, that'll be with me forever

 

[remember arthur mann]

Theresa May tonight.

 

[Gabriel]

Theresa May tonight.

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As glad as she’ll be to see Johnson go, the pain the country is in will hurt her more.

 

[mat]

Her Majesty will be bouncing around like it's her birthday waiting for the **** to turn up at her gaff.

 

[bluejon]

Johnson probably thinks the chief whip arrival means ones more orgy on the taxpayers expense.

I imagine Patel is being spitroasted by Gove and Schapps as we speak.

more likely she's nailing the pair of them with a double dildo

 

[bluejon]

Her Majesty will be bouncing around like it's her birthday waiting for the **** to turn up at her gaff.

this is for philip you ****. off with his head

 

[TheBlueDune]

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Yes, it's a work related gathering

 

[domalino]

So just to get this straight.

Less than 24 hours after trading loyalty for the Chancellor's job, Zahawi is "privately" (but letting everyone know) calling for him to resign?


Seems like he's both picked the losing side, ruled himself out of the leadership contest by backing Boris yesterday, and made himself the shortest serving Chancellor ever by showing his loyalty doesn't even hold for 24h.

 

[blue44]

 

[old blue]

I have never tried Lard on Toast.