Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[bluethrunthru]

Released about 5 mins before Johnson’s news broke.


Lol.

Why don't these [people learn? They prostrate themselves before him to try and garner praise and he just pisses on them as he walks over them. Do they thank him for sharing his piss and the soles of his shoes with them?

 

[blue for life]

102 nominations? Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! Now fuck off!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

102 backers, my arse. A congenital liar to the fucking end.

Imagine trying to bluff Sunak that he had the 100 votes and would win the party members vote. Then offer Sunak a deal to step aside, it takes corruption to a whole new level.

Absolutely no fucking morals whatsoever.

 

[MCFC1993]

Never in a million years did he have 100 backers, compulsive liar trying to save face.

Thank fuck it hasn't happened though, it would have fucked this country up even more.

 

[BobKowalski]

The art of comedy is in the timing…

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’d just like to say that despite getting 175 nominations, I too am pulling out of the leadership race.

I’d like to thank people for their confidence in me, but I can’t work with idiots, so I’m out.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

The art of comedy is in the timing…

Nonce

 

[Ric]

Absolutely fucking shameless.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Absolutely fucking shameless.

Ladies and gentlemen: meet my **** of an MP.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Absolutely fucking shameless.

Lol