Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[Ashton Moss Messi]

I'm remaining positive that he will receive the justice he deserves.

Honey trapped by a Russian agent given a novichok cocktail and found on the banks of the Thames wearing only a Liverpool shirt.

Rees-Mogg will remove the shirt to protect what's left of BoJo's legacy ;)

 

[west didsblue]

Here it is.
Guilty as charged.
https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/40412/documents/197199/default/

 

[mosssideblue]

Committee recommended 90 day suspension

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Committee recommended 90 day suspension

Well gosh. That's quite something when the tipping point was 14 days.
No wonder he bottled!

 

[flook]

Here it is.
Guilty as charged.
https://committees.parliament.uk/publications/40412/documents/197199/default/

colour me surprised, nay shocked, shocked I say

twat

 

[bluejon]

fantastic news. we all knew he was lying through his teeth, but now it's official.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Johnson is proven to be a liar.

I'm.well and truly shocked...

 

[west didsblue]

Would have recommended an unheard of 90 day suspension if he hadn’t resigned.
Has recommended he isn’t issued with a former members pass to the HoP.

 

[waspish]

Johnson no shock he is lied every word out of his mouth is a lie that kunt has ruined this country

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Recommendation to revoke a PM's member's pass is unheard of too.
After the subtle Private Eye cover yesterday, Hislop is going to be in a good mood this week.