Alexandole Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

[cookster]

They've already emerged mate, just like they did before he was elected. Future generations are going to wonder how the hell he ever got elected and once he was, how he stayed there. Thoroughly depressing.

Oh I know pal but I reckon there's some jail time ahead when he's finally out.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Principled? Yeah, so principled that he campaigned for Remain despite being a lifelong Eurosceptic, and then for a second referendum despite promising to respect the first.

Egg and chips as well?

Sorry out of pineapples.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Principled? Yeah, so principled that he campaigned for Remain despite being a lifelong Eurosceptic, and then for a second referendum despite promising to respect the first.

Ironically, had he campaigned to leave the EU, we’d probably still be in it.

 

[mat]

 

[Huddsblue87]

Ironically, had he campaigned to leave the EU, we’d probably still be in it.

If it he'd campaigned to leave we probably wouldn't have Boris Johnson in number 10 now.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If it he'd campaigned to leave we probably wouldn't have Boris Johnson in number 10 now.

Good game this though.

Had Cameron not called for a referendum, Johnson wouldn’t be in charge either.

 

[Pastor Kidney]

Yeah the principled stubborn old git is worse than narcissist with no ambition other than to hold power (but not do anything with it other than to wield it to retain it as long as possible).

Principled?!!

 

[Vic]

Good game this though.

Had Cameron not called for a referendum, Johnson wouldn’t be in charge either.

If Brown had called an election when he became PM...

If Farage hadn't survived his air crash...

If the Lib Dems hadn't got in bed with the Tories...

If Labour hadn't let new members join and get to vote for leader just like members who'd paid in subs for 30 years...

If a majority of the electorate got a majority of the MPs...

If Tory MPs had any moral scruples...

If most Tory voters had any moral scruples...

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If Brown had called an election when he became PM...

If Farage hadn't survived his air crash...

If the Lib Dems hadn't got in bed with the Tories...

If Labour hadn't let new members join and get to vote for leader just like members who'd paid in subs for 30 years...

If a majority of the electorate got a majority of the MPs...

If Tory MPs had any moral scruples...

If most Tory voters had any moral scruples...

Evening, Rudyard.

 

[Vic]

Evening, Rudyard.

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you...
you're a verminous Tory PM kept in power by verminous Tory MPs.

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