Alexis Sanchez

[Manchester_lalala]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

Any last words?

 

[oakiecokie]

If you're still on the forum at 10.01pm you will be pronounced an ITK .

And if he`s not ... he`ll be pronounced dead.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

What turns a poster into a fake ITK, what makes a man turn evil?

 

[Rammyblues]

To be fair that is how the papers will report it, of course the reality on his wages will be different, low basic wage potentially rising to that if we win stuff. Well thats my guess.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

You don't really mean that, do you.

A little bit, but not much.

 

[chaddblue]

The missus has just said we're having chilli for tea

It's a sign I tell thee

 

[Bozo]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

 

[GornikDaze]

What turns a poster into a fake ITK, what makes a man turn evil?

Winter is coming! I blame the white walkers

 

[Neville Kneville]

Please don't be posting twitter feeds from known dickheads

That rules out the whole of the British media.

 

[Monkchester]

1812 in Colne.

I know I just a horse and cart come down the street

 

[SWP's back]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

14 posts in six years.

You'd hardly have a gaping hole in your life if you were banned.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

And if he`s not ... he`ll be pronounced dead.

Either way it's going to be exciting .

 

[ChicagoBlue]

I'd hate to think anyone would have a "gaping hole in their life" if banned! Sad.

 

[Toranaga sama]

Which is clearly over exaggerated. Supposedly our top earners are on £100k basic. That is clearly bollocks.

if our top earners are on £100k basic, then what the actual hell does it mean..? on

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

14 posts in six years.

You'd hardly have a gaping hole in your life if you were banned.

I love it when you talk of gaping holes.

 

[TCIB]

I love it when you talk of gaping holes.

That reminds me, i need to clear my browser cache.

 

[Jacob Smith]

if our top earners are on £100k basic, then what the actual hell does it mean..? on

Didn't he sign that contract before we moved to performance based contracts (summer 2014 IIRC)?

 

[Captain Apollo]

£65m deal - £320k a week - 4 year contract. To be announced at around 10pm GMT tonight apparently. Ban me if I'm wrong.

BUT I WANT TO KNOW NOW!

 

[blue oli]

if our top earners are on £100k basic, then what the actual hell does it mean..? on

It either means based was the highest paid player in the perm for years (which is bollox) or this is plain wrong

I know which way I think about that

 

[SWP's back]

I'd hate to think anyone would have a "gaping hole in their life" if banned! Sad.

Don't be sad. Cheer up.