Alexis Sanchez

[Jack Hackett]

Thats for girls.Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Northern men love their gravy.We have been known to have it on our Sunday Roast also.

Gravy is a must for Sunday roast pretty much everywhere.

Not with anything else unless you can't tell your ratatouille from your toad in the hole

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Plays havoc with our grim northern cold sores.

How are your sores lately?

 

[paulchapo]

It just needs Sanchez to tell whoever matters that he wants out, we are the only club he will sign for and if they don't sell he will reluctantly stay and sign for us for free. However he cannot guarantee he will be fully focused as his heart is here. That should sway it.

 

[oakiecokie]

How would you know?

Your Mum told me.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Gravy is a must for Sunday roast pretty much everywhere.

Not with anything else unless you can't tell your ratatouille from your toad in the hole

I call Steak and Ale Pie.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Am I the only one who doesnt want Sanchez? £50 million for a player who we could get for nowt in a year, who is 29, who might lead to possible the sale of Aguero. Hes a quality player no doubt, was a quality player when he was at Udinese and turned us down, but makes no sense to me.

Imho only rags and gooners don't want him at City

 

[Jack Hackett]

You like a bit of Northern nosh, do you?

In my view, the loveliest ladies by far are Lancashire lasses. Unlike too many Southern birds, they don't think they are sitting on the Crown Jewels.

 

[oakiecokie]

Will you two pack it in i will end up going for a tour of the fridge in a minute

Must admit ag,I`m getting peckish meself.

 

[Jalfraag]

You know why Lancashire lasses love a Southern boy?

1. We'll buy them a drink
2. We'll talk to them
3. They get a chance of a one way ticket south

It seems all your players prefer a one way ticket to Manchester though. Keep deluding yourself with your southern shite and we will look forward to another Ade style full length pitch celebration.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

How are your sores lately?

Ripe mate, ripe as tripe.