Alexis Sanchez

[nmc]

He's just doing the stadium tour en route to meeting up with Woodward at Old Trafford and putting the finishing touches to Sanchez's move to United

Apparently Ed has structured a deal where Sanchez stays at Arsenal this season and United get him for a knock down £90m next summer.

 

[Norbiton]

Any news from a chile source yet?

Yes - I'm on the kebab.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Daily mail has us at a 6.5/10 rating of how likely it's going to happen.

If that doesn't instil you with confidence then I despair!!

 

[nmc]

Can i flap yet?

No get your pussy ready.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

He's just doing the stadium tour en route to meeting up with Woodward at Old Trafford and putting the finishing touches to Sanchez's move to United

I knew it! Ooooh those pesky rags. He's doing a Jim Bowen "let's have a look at what you could have won".

 

[urban genie]

been out of internet range since 7am, has he signed yet?

 

[i8rags]

The clock is ticking

I would like to think so

 

[aguerooooo]

Doing a recky of the stadium and what its like, facilities etc. Maybe he only trusts brother to report

yep he still has that superstition when he plays at the Etihad he has to be wearing a full burka

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any news from a chile source yet?

You mean... our man in Chili, He's swanning around looking rather debonair in a linen suit and a Panama 'at as we speak. No news yet though.

 

[Essembe]

He has signed according to the Red Hot (off the press) Chilli Papers!