I wish you'd stop being so blunt. It's much more fun when you speak in music videos hahaha ;-)
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Alexis Sanchez
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Status Quo have announced Alexis will be taking the place of Rick Parfitt and re-releasing 'C'mon you Reds'.
NOOOOOOOOO its since Zabba left :( Status Quo are favouring United now :(
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City have played their ace and offered to swap Mangala for Alexis.
City have played their ace and offered to swap Mangala for Alexis.
Time to pull out the deal, Arsenal have counter offered and said we have to take Welbeck as well.
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blueinsa
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We need our very own mcfc1632 over from the Brexit thread.
He reckons he's good at negotiation and he believes no deal is better than a bad deal.
He could be our go to man.
If you are going to troll someone len at least know how to do it by sticking the @ sign before their username so they get an alert.
tolmie's hairdoo
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Here's the press release from the Sanchez camp... It makes for grim reading.
Jan 11 - 17.38 GMT - breaking in
Manchester United Plc is delighted to announce that Alexis Sanchez has listened to the little boy inside.
As a consequence, an announcement was made to the New York Stock Exchange and our official noodle partner has just ordered an extra run on beef and tomato flavour.
We are also delighted to confirm that Alexis has accepted our lucrative incentive to join Francis Rossi on Status Quo's 'Three Chords and you're out' official tour 2018, replacing the sadly departed top Red, Rick Parfitt.
Alexis said: "How could I turn down the chance to play for a club which so cynically attempted to support my fellow countrymen when they were trapped for so many days down that mine, with only a David Beckham nightlight for solace and inspiration?"
Pablo Zabaleta was unavailable for comment although a source close to the player said late last night:" I hope it's a case of down down, deeper and down. Bastards. "
Jan 11 - 17.38 GMT - breaking in
Manchester United Plc is delighted to announce that Alexis Sanchez has listened to the little boy inside.
As a consequence, an announcement was made to the New York Stock Exchange and our official noodle partner has just ordered an extra run on beef and tomato flavour.
We are also delighted to confirm that Alexis has accepted our lucrative incentive to join Francis Rossi on Status Quo's 'Three Chords and you're out' official tour 2018, replacing the sadly departed top Red, Rick Parfitt.
Alexis said: "How could I turn down the chance to play for a club which so cynically attempted to support my fellow countrymen when they were trapped for so many days down that mine, with only a David Beckham nightlight for solace and inspiration?"
Pablo Zabaleta was unavailable for comment although a source close to the player said late last night:" I hope it's a case of down down, deeper and down. Bastards. "
jimharri
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Fuck that. Stick the Mangler up front.Time to pull out the deal, Arsenal have counter offered and said we have to take Welbeck as well.
City have played their ace and offered to swap Mangala for Alexis.
£25m + Mangala
Arsenal have said they’re not interested in a player swap and will just take £20m instead
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