Alisson Becker - The Myth

[andyhinch]

The problem could be a language barrier, Bingo has told him to influence the game more and he’s doing what he can.

OK, I have to ask: who is McPointy?

if you’d seen him play for us you’d know, Steve Mcmanaaaaaman, anyway time for a nice bottle of Shiraz

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

World class .....my arse.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

OK, I have to ask: who is McPointy?

Steve McManamanmaanmanammnnnanan

All he did in his time at City was point at where other players should be

didn’t do any running or graft of his own and had an attifude on him like “I’m a Real Madrid Champions League final scoring legend, I’m doing you a favour being here...you, run there for me, and you, run there!”

He made it into our “Worst Ever XI” on here once.

He also hates us, and Mancs in general, despite living in the South of the city.

 

[Blue Mist]

OK, I have to ask: who is McPointy?

@FightLikeAGirl Steve McManamanaman,,,ergh aman. He is called that because during his brief City career that is all he did. oh and run around a bit but even then he was pointing.
His first game for us was immense, the rest of the time he was pure unadulterated shite, oh and lazy. If he hadnt pointed at everything and everyone no one would have remembered him.

Edit: Damn beaten to it AND you got a picture. My time here is done.

 

[Nellies left peg]

ALISSON was that quick off his line and out of the box that i can only think this time his feet were too hot :)

Faster than Luke Shaw when KFC call last orders

 

[Bluearmy]

Lloris is another that gets far too much praise.

Very average keeper.... he’s been poor for his entire time in England.... poor in both games this week alone

 

[@BluePhil8]

I’ve maintained since he arrived in England that Alisson is shit, and Ederson is better at shot stopping and ball playing. And I mean shit, not just good or average.

The shot stopping myth is well and truly coming undone now, and everyone should already know he can’t play the ball well.

Lot’s of neutrals drank the media kool aid sadly, that he was the best ‘keeper the world has ever seen. He’s a 7/10 shot stopper and a 5/10 ball player, and he looks like a tramp.

In our charity shield win he was spilling shots in left, right and centre. Can’t ever remember Eddy making a serious blunder like that.

He’s the Brazil number 1, so what? Laporte hasn’t had a single cap for France, is that an indication of quality or politics? Ederson is the best in England by a clear mile, and the only world class ‘keeper in the division.

He’ll be walking alone soon if he carries on acting like Ronald McDonald.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The problem could be a language barrier, Bingo has told him to influence the game more and he’s doing what he can.

if you’d seen him play for us you’d know, Steve Mcmanaaaaaman, anyway time for a nice bottle of Shiraz

That explains a lot. I always associate pointing at things with Phil Neville, although I knew you weren't referring to him.

 

[jamesha]

Only because Deschamps is too much of a coward to tell Griezmann to stop being a precious little woman apparently.

Not heard about this - care to share?

 

[deano ou812]

Media created myth that Allison is as good as Ederson with his feet with sublime long passes like yesterday’s is absolutely bollocks,good shot stopper but not on the same level as ederson,could you imagine him in our team doing what ederson does,No neither could I ..