All I Wanted Was An Egg

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

You must have been thoroughly eggsasperated.

 

[nmc]

I think you should shelve the idea.

 

[Barcon]

And that’s why your milk should be in a bag. Boom!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

And that’s why your milk should be in a bag. Boom!

 

[Blue Mist]

What are you complaining about ? that is the omelette mixed for you, now just scoop it up and put it in the pan.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I stopped reading when I got to the word "Brunch".
You have to be from Chorlton or Disbury?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I think you poached this story from another forum

 

[KS55]

I stopped reading when I got to the word "Brunch".
You have to be from Chorlton or Disbury?

Many of my forebears came from Moss Side. I was brought up near Sharston. Have been in exile in Yerksheeire for many years. Visited Didsbury when my daughter lived there, but never been to Chorlton! What would you call a meal at 11am?!

 

[Barcon]

Many of my forebears came from Moss Side. I was brought up near Sharston. Have been in exile in Yerksheeire for many years. Visited Didsbury when my daughter lived there, but never been to Chorlton! What would you call a meal at 11am?!

Breakfast.

 

[malg]

Why are you going to the fridge? My wife does all that stuff for me.