All Mouth, No Ticket

[Bluebee2]

Very good DD, I always wind them up at work saying hurry up get your 4 cans of Skol and put your Sharp Viewcam shirt on before you miss the match, not one has ever been to the swamp.

 

[Scareye]

I like that mate. Very good.

 

[Danny Hoekman]

Very good. You didn't scribe that, did you?

Yes I did, quite a while ago.

Ric wouldn't put it on the blog because he doesn't like stuff about United. I remembered it this morning and thought I'd whack it on here.

Nice one.

 

[LongsightM13]

Great post - just need to keep the pub name inter changable so that we can all insert our own favourite. My own's got to be The Roebuck, Urmston !

It could be any pub, anywhere in Britain. The biggest gob — and the biggest gobshite — in any pub, from the Shetlands to South Cornwall, will be a bar stool rag. Good stuff Dave

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Very good Dave, very good indeed.

 

[blue_chili_pepper]

remix?

 

[Always Ali]

Very good! It now has a "wider audience"!

 

[kippaxking79]

Hope it comes true.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Quality,and oh so true,as every pub has one.
Good work mate.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Loved the Johnny Evans line...

Shannon Matthews Paedo Uncle sums armchair United fans up. I havent worked out how to put pics on here but I am sure someone will remind us...