BlueHammer85
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JJ might struggle to even get the required number of votes here.
Disqualification or a Liverpool score with an asterisk?JJ might struggle to even get the required number of votes here.
Nice review. Cant wait to listen to this.How many words are there for awful? Not sure, but i'm probably about to use most of them.
I made the mistake of putting this on for the first time straight after the game yesterday. Any album that can put me in a bad mood after an away win must be pretty dire, and this managed to do it quite easily.
The opening track is dreadful, sounding like 2 or 3 bad songs randomly stitched together by someone who's never used a mixing desk before. It's all over the shop.
Ah well, track 2 then. I actually laughed at this as it progressed. Is he taking the piss? It's not even proper cha cha, and has lyrics that were penned by a five year old. Comical.
Christ, 2 tracks in and i'm already resenting the time spent on this drivel.
Hey ho, cant get any worse though can it, but he quickly proves me wrong with the truely horrendous not here, not now. I'm in agreement with him here, should have called it not here, not ever, put it as track 1 and saved us all a lot of time. The piano is pleasant enough, but it's just that, pleasant piano. Woop de fucking do.
You cant get what you want- we know jo, a decent tune would be nice.
Go for it- yep, the fucking off button.
Happy ending- lol, no words needed.
Be my number two- quite apt as the whole album is a pile of them.
Sorry to be so critical but this is comfortably the worst album i've had the displeasure of listening to for yonks.
I'm struggling to say anything positive about it really, other than it sounds a lot better with the volume turned down, preferably to 0.
Utter tod.
Really disapointing given the quality of his early work.
2/10.
Would have been less, but i've had a guinness and i'm feeling generous.
Same here. Just awful.Can't listen to much of that.
Nil point.
You know what mate, honestly, pretend you've listened to it and give it a 1 or 2.Nice review. Cant wait to listen to this.
You know when somebody releases a book or an album and they get quotes from everybody to help sell the album? Well just imagine the fun we could have with this one putting the best of the random soundbites in a mock advert!