Alternative football chants during lockdown

[mrbelfry]

We never play at home
And we never play away
I coughed last week
And you coughed today
We don't really care
Because we can't breathe the air
COVID-19 OK

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Who’s the wanker
Who’s the wanker
Who’s the wanker in the house

 

[citymad]

We can see you,
We can see you
We can see you peeking out
We can see you peeking out.

 

[citymad]

Where were you when the washing up needed doing ?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

One for the dippers

Stay home
Stay home
With hope in your hearts
And we'll never win the league, we'll never win the league

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

My father said to me one day is it red or blue for you
Cause if it’s red you’d normally be out the door and I wouldn’t see you no more.
And then one Saturday afternoon i did fuc# all again.
‘Cause Covid 19 came along and it fuc#ed all my plans
You see the scum you never run, you’d normally stand and fight your ground.
But now it’s tough to fight when you have to observe social distancing.
Hark now hear the city sing, united stood 2m away
And we won’t fight for quite a while because of Derby day.

 

[Wafty Cranker]

To the tune of who ate all the pies

Who bought all the toilet tolls,
Who bought all the toilet rolls,
You selfish bastard,
You selfish bastard,
You bought all the toilet rolls.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

To good looking woman in the away end.

Take your mask off,
Take your mask off,
Take your mask of for the lad`s

 

[york away to this!]

You're going home in a f*ckin' ambulance...

 

[bluetonium]

Where were you, where were you
Where were you when you won the league?

Same old scousers, always skiving...