Alternative football chants during lockdown

[ninjamonkey]

Come on Eileen tune

Oh covid-19,
Stopped you winning the league,
For the first time
In 30 years.

 

[dickie davies]

You're not fit
You're not fit
You're not fit to wear the mask
You're not fi-it to wear the mask

 

[DontLookBackInAnger]

You could have come in a taxi......

 

[york away to this!]

For those who remember listening to the scores come in on piccadilly radio 261 back in the day...

"Coroooohnooooo"... and we cross now to Anfield where there's been another positive result.

 

[manclad]

We never play at home
And we never play away
I coughed last week
And you coughed today
We don't really care
Because we can't breathe the air
COVID-19 OK

Absolutely brilliant that mrbelfry. Very funny and catchy. I am texting it to friends and family as I type.

 

[uncle fester]

we are not

we're not actually here

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

We never play at home
And we never play away
We didn’t play last week
And we won’t play today.
We don’t give a fuck
Cos we’re still pissed up
MCFC ok.

 

[WesthoughtonJohn]

To the loony bin?

One day they'll find a way to keep me in :)

 

[Gazza]

One day they'll find a way to keep me in :)

Stay in mate, it's madder out here.

 

[Blootoof]

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Fuck united