Alternative RAWK zone

[bluejon]

Your dead righ lah, back in der seventies I was stood with this geezer on the Kop, ad a great chat with im about Shanks and how the red of li'pool mirrored the red of the socialists, 2 great empires, 2 greats together, well bugger me, der same fellah is now all but running der country. It wuz are Jeremy, Never knew dat are Jeremy is a Red is are Jeremy.

Fucking proper boss tha lad. It's good versus evil, red vs blue, the workin man against doze tory bastards in manchester with der arab money made from selling children on dat ebay.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

It's at times like these that we have to remember what the greatest band in the world once told us (after the Beatles, obviously)

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Outsiders just label us arrogant having already planned a title parade and subsequent route around our fair city.

It's just our club showing how efficient and prepared they are.

 

[Ribchester]

Can anyone remember how much we paid for the Rags open top bus. And I guess this asset has been declared in today’s announcement about us being the most valuable club in the EPL a study completed by Liverpool Uni Lol

 

[shackattack]

Can't see anything about the Martin 'marty' mullen fountain incident on there. Is everyone banned from talking about it?

united made a banner for him

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Can anyone remember how much we paid for the Rags open top bus. And I guess this asset has been declared in today’s announcement about us being the most valuable club in the EPL a study completed by Liverpool Uni Lol

Once Uefa have fucked us over we won't have an open-topped bus to piss in!

 

[shackattack]

 

[BrianW]

Not enough poems on 'ere.
Standards are slippin.

 

[Blue Mist]

Not enough poems on 'ere.
Standards are slippin.

Not enough poems on here
Standards are slippin…. nah sorry mate I can't finish it off, keep gettin flash backs of Stevie Geeeee

 

[BrianW]

Needs a boss poem, about how unfair it is.
Because it is.
Unfair.
Other teams keep winning stuff.
Redmen cruelly deprived by fate.
I blame Thatcher. And Suarez.
And all the other nasty wools
Who deny that Shankley was God.
Hicks and Gilette,
They were right twats,
Even if one did invent the razor blade,
Like we used to stick in potatoes
And that owl twat Hodgson.
All his fault.
You see this is a modern poem
Although it doesn't rhyme.
That doesn't matter.
Except to Mancs
And maybe Chelsea fans
Who go about
Pretending to be us, lar.