we need an alternative to the Munchkin Word that none will dare speak once the edict comes down from our owners ;-)
One that the rest of us can sing. As we are the majority this would then drown out the die-hards who will persist in causing offence even to our owners.
One that fits with all the songs so two syllabubbles.
I'd just go with 'rag twats' or 'rag scum' summat like that which will still insult them and wind them up nicely.
Who put the ball in the rag twats net....................
Any ideas?