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Always get caught.
- Thread starter 2sheikhs
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The guests at the party were mostly barristers, doctors etc. Well educated and respectable people. Plus I've already made the point that I'm a well mannered gentleman, hence the retreat to the bathroom rather than lying on my back, legs in the air with a lighter at my arse. Have you no sense of occasion?MATCITY said:You're a man,and as such can fart anywhere at any moment without fear of ridicule
Even if it the queen the rule still applies,also any man in the blast zone (at least 2 arms lengths) should high five youanymore than 2sheiks said:The guests at the party were mostly barristers, doctors etc. Well educated and respectable people. Plus I've already made the point that I'm a well mannered gentleman, hence the retreat to the bathroom rather than lying on my back, legs in the air with a lighter at my arse. Have you no sense of occasion?MATCITY said:You're a man,and as such can fart anywhere at any moment without fear of ridicule
I don't make up these rules,just enforce them
BezzMCFC
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its worse when you do a big poo and it wont flush...
BezzMCFC said:its worse when you do a big poo and it wont flush...
I once did one at an ex's house and it came out in one piece. I kid you not it was at least a foot long. Never seen anything like it before or since. It would not flush as it was too big. I had to smash it to pieces with her toilet brush to flush it away. She wasn't impressed when she found the shitty toilet brush.
Swordfish7
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Juan King said:BezzMCFC said:its worse when you do a big poo and it wont flush...
I once did one at an ex's house and it came out in one piece. I kid you not it was at least a foot long. Never seen anything like it before or since. It would not flush as it was too big. I had to smash it to pieces with her toilet brush to flush it away. She wasn't impressed when she found the shitty toilet brush.
I did one of those whilst visiting my mate in Nottingham. He was at Uni there and lived in a big communal house with about 15 other students. I had not checked if it had flushed away, I just washed my hands and left. Anyway this girl in the house gets the blame for it and gets the nick-name Nessie because of it!
I only told my mate that it was me about a year ago when he mentioned this poor girl. Turns out she still has the nick-name 22 years on!