Am I being childish.....

Surely calling one's self a MILF is an oxymoron. Whilst I appreciate that it is possible to satisfy one's own sexual needs - the concept of a MILF is a title to be bestowed on another person and not yourself?

Also, is there such a thing as a DILF?

Your pedantically.......
 
themadinventor said:
citizenblue said:
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Actually this is the real me
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That's just cruel lol presumably you know most of this lot haven't seen a naked woman for years that doesn't have staples across her stomach, still at least the boards will go quite for 2 mins whilst they ...ahem occupy themselves lol
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2 minutes? More of a Nicholas Cage man myself!
 
Bluebird1 said:
bobmcfc said:
Bluebird1 said:
I agree, you don't start a thread like that on here if you're easily offended by the comments that are likely to be made. She's obviously got a good sense of humour.

Oh, and Bob, hands off my FTG;-)
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Consider myself warned and I will consider my future conduct ;) I think he should be in trouble too though sue, it's only fair lol
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I've already threatened to spank him;-) Then Dave55 will become my next best friend!
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Feed-The-Goat said:
Kin'ell this threads still going.

I cant be bothered looking back through 20 pages or whatever.

Summary? Anyone pulled her yet? Fingers up bumholes etc.
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The main thing that concerns you is above ...
 
andy h said:
Surely calling one's self a MILF is an oxymoron. Whilst I appreciate that it is possible to satisfy one's own sexual needs - the concept of a MILF is a title to be bestowed on another person and not yourself?

Also, is there such a thing as a DILF?

Your pedantically.......
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I think you're right about the oxymoron.

On your other point, is that D as in Dad or Dildo?

I'm not qualified to answer if it's either.

yours pedantically
 
andy h said:
Surely calling one's self a MILF is an oxymoron. Whilst I appreciate that it is possible to satisfy one's own sexual needs - the concept of a MILF is a title to be bestowed on another person and not yourself?

Also, is there such a thing as a DILF?

Your pedantically.......
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What's a dilf?
 
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