Americans.........

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I have some really good friends in Sweden. The first time we met I told them I was a bit pissed. They all backed off thinking they had upset me. Seems the Scandis get a lot of their stuff from American TV.

Good job you didnt tell them you were nipping around the back for a fag.

 

[BimboBob]

Good job you didnt tell them you were nipping around the back for a fag.

That worked well in the states.

"Can I bum a fag?"

Never ceased to make me laugh.

 

[idahoblues]

They had foot long dogs. The last time I got accosted on the way in as we were late and the anthem started up. Everyone stopped, as I did, and put their hands on their hearts and took their hats off. I didn't do this and got some remarkable angry stares. The Orioles lost. And were losing big. The place emptied. I did catch a ball though. Stung like hell. I didn't show it though. Hard as nails me. (went for a cry in the toilet after I handed to my mates kid.)

Hope you didn't soil the dog with ketchup

 

[BimboBob]

I asked for Brown Sauce. I got a blank look followed by a "Next!"

 

[idahoblues]

I asked for Brown Sauce. I got a blank look followed by a "Next!"

Ha, gotta say A1

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

Me anall me duck

Is that legal?

 

[Sunny Coast Blue]

You are surprised? They voted in Trump, rarely leave their towns, think having more guns than their neighbours is an actual deterant, think anyone under 200 lbs is ill, eat gravy for breakfast, chant USA, USA, USA whenever someone foreign says anything and weap openly when their national anthem is played. They are also racist bigots with a complete ignorance of the world. They are, in short, cunts.

From the top down.

 

[idahoblues]

Is that legal?

Wondered that myself

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

America.... You can't buy real bacon, but you can get a pink shotgun in Wallmart. That's pretty much all you need to know about that place.

 

[remember arthur mann]

America.... You can't buy real bacon, but you can get a pink shotgun in Wallmart. That's pretty much all you need to know about that place.

I blame Khrushchev !!