Amusing stories from yesterday

[Asa's left peg]

Cut my holiday short so drove up through France and stayed at th TL at Ashford, where there was a few rag shirts on locals. Parked at a friends house (so all that red wine would be safe) and got the tube in from Kilburn. Pub on the corner near the station was full of reds, to be fair and more got off the tube.
Coming back there were only two united fans sat outside the pub - one (from behind his bench!) shouted ' why dont you fcuk of back to Manchester'. Thought about pulling him from over the bench (wife and daughter with me and a cruiate ligament op 4 weeks ago stopped me - ok Im a tart) just shouted ' why arent you?'. He didnt get it.

 

[Gissy]

There was nothing funnier over the weekend than the number of Far East United supporters with there City/United friendship scarves!

 

[Eccles Blue]

Getting on the 6.15 out of Euston, had upgraded to first class and walked in to the carriage to find just 4 rags sitting there, no way was I going to turn and high tail it. Sat down and when the ticket inspector came for the tickets they had ordinary tickets and were mortified to be told they had to pay the upgrade or go into standard accommodation!! "But, but it was alright coming down" they stuttered and the Inspector just said "tough you are going back now and it is £15 or move"!! So off they shuffled and the Inspector just smiled at me and said "Well that got rid of them for you."


Had an almost empty carriage until Milton Keynes when 2 rags got on, although they weren't wearing their colours.

 

[mum2blue]

Me and my boy on the train from Wembley Central to Watford Junction when some utd fans tried getting on at Harrow (I think) and being told not so nicely that they werent getting on! Then at Norton Canes seeing some handbags at dawn between 2 minibus loads parked a bit to close together resulting in my 9 year old boy shouting CITY from the car to give his support and then I had to try and catch up the Utd minibus so he could kiss his city badge as we drove past them.

My worst point was the tears from my son when nani scored :-(

 

[Bluemanc1968]

spoke to my mate, that has been working in Devon!! he said they past 10 coach's of RAGS all together coming towards London on sunday, and the leading coach missed the motorway exit!! and caused murders on the roads as all the coach's ended up fucking lost!!!! PMSL fucking tourists!!!!!

 

[swede140]

Some rag thought he was clever when we were stuck in traffic after the game on our coach, He was giveing it the big man stance and the v signs to us on the coach, well not looking were he was going and walked right in to a fucking lamp post!! wish i filmed it lol

 

[stonerblue]

Mouthy cunts on the way to the car park (facing the roundabout) after the match. Me mate who's on crutches passed me one of his sticks and we both waded in like fucking Jedi Knights.

Well we thought we were. I took a swing, missing completely, nearly taking my mates head off. Nearly lost the crutch mid swing so went to grab it with my other hand while falling over me mate :)))

We both managed to get a couple of hole-in-one's though so not all bad ;)

hahahaha i feel the force