Fat, Slow, Couldnt pass water, hasnt got anywhere near scoring a goal in over a year. Can't control the midfield. Doesnt have the fitness to keep going box to box for 90 minutes, despite being called a box to box midfielder by all my rag mates. Has shit hair.
Shite tackler. Is now tainted for life. Destined to become a bacon face flop. Wouldnt even look good at Burnley.
Can we partner him with Lucas from Liverpool in our midfield?
Apart from that he is immense.