I really dont think Farage wants a fascist dictatorship..
He wants a Faragist Dictatorship, problem is he couldn't win a goldfish at a village fete.
Thinking about I may even consider supporting a Fascist dictatorship if that **** Farage got what he deserved.
I would start slowly with a week in the stocks with him being smothered in raw sewage on the hour every hour. The sewage would be rubbed into his body by a mixture of Polish and Romanians, the Bulgarians would be busy ripping his toenails out very slowly and the Turks could his finger nails with rusty nail clippers. There would be a mixture of oriental ladyboys smoking fags in front of him and blowing smoke in his face, whilst the Germans sing loudly and drink stein after stein of Dortmunder before urinating all over him.
After the stocks I would let the French lose on him using the rack and other medieval torture methods whilst burqa clad Muslim women praise Allah and kick him in the bollox repeatedly.
If that horrible fucking smug smile was still on his face I would let the Greeks sew his gob up using razor wire whilst the Estonians shit on his head. Then the Spanish could take him to a Bull ring a let loose hundreds of bulls to gore the **** after they dress him all in red so the bulls can find him, then the French can guillitione his arms and legs off before the Italians stab in him his buttocks and then disembowel the horrible twat.
What is left of him I would put on a plinth in Trafalgar square and allow people to use blowpipes with poison darts on him, then feed his remains to a tribe of midgets from Bongo Bongo land.
Of course Paul Nuttall would have had all this done to him before just after he was Pope, became a Professor of Philosophy, won the 100m at the Olympics and played centre forward for England after opening the bowling against the Aussies and winning Wimbledon playing left handed.
Apart from that i don't mind him, the ****