Ants

[doots]

Put a sign on the door,"No Ants".

 

[waterloo blue]

Go to Pheonix Park zoo and slip the ant eater keeper a few bob and there's your problem solved in a organic way.
You could always go Dunnes hardware and get some "ant-rid",but that's the lazy option.

 

[happy daze]

Play the national ant hem,when they're all stood to attention squash 'em.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Put sugar down, they hate sugar and jam, lots of jam

 

[mackenzie]

Put sugar down, they hate sugar and jam, lots of jam

;-)

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

I got ants in the house noticed them last week but thought I was seeing things but the little fuckers are all over the kitchen. Is there anything worth while using to get rid of these little fuckers. I have squashed so many of them so far its starting to piss me off.

Look for where they are originating from. Had this problem once in my old house; thankfully the nest was below a floorboard and poured a few kettles of hot water down and never got them again. I may have just got lucky though.

If you're a Buddhist, you're screwed apparently. It does appear to be OK to kill other Buddhists though as long as they're not monks in a temple.

Chabal,drone and myself have recently worked this out. Trust us.

But are the lifestyle Buddhists allowed to drive? If you drive a car, you have no choice whether you kill insects- if you want to get where you want to go, you have to splat a few flies.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-insects-killed-on-Dutch-cars-every-year.html

i.e. Anybody that worries about killing insects is a pussy ;) Any other animal (that isn't vermin like rats, or slugs) I would let out, frogs, birds etc, but insects and creatures piss me off so they have to die.

 

[LongLang]

Hire an Aardvark.

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[Bill Walker]

Put sugar down, they hate sugar and jam, lots of jam

and baked beans makes them fart


seriously this happens a lot in Oz

follow the trail and find where they are entering the house, get some insecticide spray and spray the hole/crack every hour of so for a day, they will enter no more

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Draw a line with chalk. Then stsnd there with the chalk in hand and say "you shall not pass" like gandalf did to the balrog.

 

[kywc84]

Get their best mates, Decs, to tell them to stop bothering you.