Any new songs yet?

I heard a few Guardiola ones being mumbled around me at Wembley but I was so pissed up and enjoying myself I couldn't find a pen and paper to write the lyrics down.

Something Guardiola and a Ford Corolla?
I forgot the rest.
 
What's this?
Haha.
Someone on our bus was singing it.
To the tune of spirit in the sky.
I'm gonna go to Ireland in a boat.
I'm gonna take Raul moat.
Not sure on next couple of lines....


Where I'm gonna.
Piss all over georgie best
 
It's not new, was started the week after the rags had their version. and was big in the Witton arms when we played villa in the league this season.

Not a fan of it seeing as it's a united song but the lyrics are

Going on over to Belfast on a boat
On a rampage like Raul Moat
Before they shoot me or i'm under arrest
I'm gonna piss on the grave of Georgie best.

The Adam Johnson one is a rag original too. Although to their credit it's quite funny, especially by their standards. They sang it at Newcastle away. We adapted it and added the "she grassed him up, he's going down" bit and sang it a few days later at Chelsea.
 
It's not new, was started the week after the rags had their version. and was big in the Witton arms when we played villa in the league this season.

Not a fan of it seeing as it's a united song but the lyrics are

Going on over to Belfast on a boat
On a rampage like Raul Moat
Before they shoot me or i'm under arrest
I'm gonna piss on the grave of Georgie best.
We I was pissed and the guy singing it was pissed aswell.
Funny day all round on Sunday still ruff now
 
We need some new City songs as well as all the player ones. All we ever seem to make up these days are player chants.

Would be good to have something else as our chants are all player chants or more celebratory in nature chants because when the team needs a lift we only really have "come on City, come on City"

It was noticeable the other day that Liverpool had that "Liiiiiverpool Liiiiiverpool" one.
 
We I was pissed and the guy singing it was pissed aswell.
Funny day all round on Sunday still ruff now

I find it pretty funny and always end up singing along at away games when it's started i just don't like it because it's a rag song. It's what they do with our new songs. Might be a bit football elitist but i think we're better and more original than resorting to copying their songs, even if the lyrics are infinitely better in our version.

There's a few good new ones doing the rounds away at the minute that are not Johnson related, won't be posting them on here though after the moral shitstorm the Jihadi John song caused.

I'd give it a few weeks before trying to sing anything that isn't Caballero related.

So on that note, to the edin Dzeko tune...

Willy saved,
Sturridge cried
The scousers dream has fucking died...AGAIN
Willy saves, 3 in and row
And we're all singing Caballero
 
To the tune of...... THATS AMORE
WHEN THE BALL HITS THE NET
ITS NOT STURRIDGE OR SHREK
ITS AGUERO
 

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