I fucking hate Piers Morgan.
I fucking hate everything his putrid, disgusting, slimy existence stands for.
I fucking hate how he's made millions off the back of others' miserable lives.
I fucking hate how he uses Twitter to stay relevant.
I fucking hate how he comes across as a saint but prints fake photos of British soldiers.
I fucking hate how he hasn't been banged up for phone hacking and isn't being dry bummed in a cell.
I fucking hate how he isn't dead yet.
I fucking hate Piers Morgan. Detest him in fact.