Anyone else....

[Fourinarow]

Me - "City are away on Sat at 12.45"
Bird - "So are you going to the match"
Me - "Na, i'll watch it with me mates"
Bird - "But footy got in the way last weekend"
Me - "I went to the game last weekend"
Bird - Yes but it messed up our whole Sat"
Me - " So how is it messing up this Sat"
Bird - "Cos we could do something"
Me - "Like stay in Bed?"
Bird - "Yes"
Me - "I'd rather watch the match"
Bird - "How can we make plans for the weekend when your always watching football"
Me - " We can still go out at 3"
Bird - "You dont understand do you"
Me - "no"
Bird - "how can I make a plan when football is always on"
Me - "have you made a plan"
Bird - "no its only monday"
Me - "football it is then"
Bird - "its always football, when do I get a say in what we do"
Me - "international week or if you make a good plan.... But if the plans shit or can be done at a different time i'll be watching football"
Bird - "Your life is run by a bloody fixture list"
Me - "I told you that when we met"
Bird - "I didnt think it was exactly to the fixture list"
Me - "I told you I've missed 10 home games in 10 years"

 

[Swales lives]

Me - "City are away on Sat at 12.45"
Bird - "So are you going to the match"
Me - "Na, i'll watch it with me mates"
Bird - "But footy got in the way last weekend"
Me - "I went to the game last weekend"
Bird - Yes but it messed up our whole Sat"
Me - " So how is it messing up this Sat"
Bird - "Cos we could do something"
Me - "Like stay in Bed?"
Bird - "Yes"
Me - "I'd rather watch the match"
Bird - "How can we make plans for the weekend when your always watching football"
Me - " We can still go out at 3"
Bird - "You dont understand do you"
Me - "no"
Bird - "how can I make a plan when football is always on"
Me - "have you made a plan"
Bird - "no its only monday"
Me - "football it is then"
Bird - "its always football, when do I get a say in what we do"
Me - "international week or if you make a good plan.... But if the plans shit or can be done at a different time i'll be watching football"
Bird - "Your life is run by a bloody fixture list"
Me - "I told you that when we met"
Bird - "I didnt think it was exactly to the fixture list"
Me - "I told you I've missed 10 home games in 10 years"

Take your belt to her.

 

[Fourinarow]

Me - "City are away on Sat at 12.45"
Bird - "So are you going to the match"
Me - "Na, i'll watch it with me mates"
Bird - "But footy got in the way last weekend"
Me - "I went to the game last weekend"
Bird - Yes but it messed up our whole Sat"
Me - " So how is it messing up this Sat"
Bird - "Cos we could do something"
Me - "Like stay in Bed?"
Bird - "Yes"
Me - "I'd rather watch the match"
Bird - "How can we make plans for the weekend when your always watching football"
Me - " We can still go out at 3"
Bird - "You dont understand do you"
Me - "no"
Bird - "how can I make a plan when football is always on"
Me - "have you made a plan"
Bird - "no its only monday"
Me - "football it is then"
Bird - "its always football, when do I get a say in what we do"
Me - "international week or if you make a good plan.... But if the plans shit or can be done at a different time i'll be watching football"
Bird - "Your life is run by a bloody fixture list"
Me - "I told you that when we met"
Bird - "I didnt think it was exactly to the fixture list"
Me - "I told you I've missed 10 home games in 10 years"

Take your belt to her.

That's not my bird mate. It was an email going round the office.