Anyone had any cosmetic surgery?

[Plaything of the gods]

That reminds me. Someone had hair surgery not so long ago. Can't remember the name though.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Someone had a £6k (?) worth of tooth surgery I think.

Some people said it was a waste of money but the lad paid for it himself and if you are conscious of something to a point where it affects your confidence then it's money well spent. It wasn't enhancement, more a correction.

£6k doesn't get you nowt these days.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I had to have my ear sewn back on once, the guy who did it was a trainee brain surgeon but he made a bit of a balls up of it. Sticks out and hangs lower than the other. Add to my huge beak and equine smile and is it any wonder I'm not beating the ladies off with a big stick

 

[Barcon]

I once cut my eyelid off at work with a utility knife, thankfully I had not been circumsized, so they used my foreskin to make me a brand new eyelid.

So do you now have a wank?


Or a wink?

Alergy seasons a woman, mate.

 

[Ovo]

I had to have my ear sewn back on once, the guy who did it was a trainee brain surgeon but he made a bit of a balls up of it. Sticks out and hangs lower than the other. Add to my huge beak and equine smile and is it any wonder I'm not beating the ladies off with a big stick

From the sounds of it they should be beating you with sticks to get you back under that bridge of yours.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I've had a penis enlargement. Now I'm 4 inches (hard) and I'm a proud man, again. No more tweezers for me.

That's not what she told me.

 

[citysquire]

I've had a penis enlargement. Now I'm 4 inches (hard) and I'm a proud man, again. No more tweezers for me.

That's not what she told me.

My woman is a deaf mute, she wouldn;t have told you anything. She can't even use sign language as her hands were destroyed in a freak yachting accident. She's terribly unfortunate; cracking arse, though.