Anyone had this Pizza?

[@BluePhil8]

Fucking Iceland, yes Iceland, extra hot chicken pizza?

Iceland Stonebaked Scarily Spicy Hot Chicken Pizza 350g

Buy Iceland Stonebaked Scarily Spicy Hot Chicken Pizza 350g online at Iceland. Free next day delivery on orders over £40.

www.iceland.co.uk

I can handle my spice, and I laughed at the thought of being beaten by a supermarket frozen pizza, but this is hands down the hottest thing I’ve ever eaten in my life. I’ve just finished it 10 minutes ago and my whole face is still bright red and tears are still streaming down my face. I’m dreading going to the toilet in the morning, and suspect there will be yet more tears streaming down my face as my sphincter releases this hell spawn.

I don’t even know why I’ve made this thread but I feel like people need to give me a clap on the back for eating this fucking thing. Fuck me.

 

[grant1977]

Ooh might have to give that a whirl

 

[bluealf]

Just why?

I eat food for enjoyment not to torture myself

 

[sutty66]

i had the curry wowwww massive chilli pepper in middle...

 

[@BluePhil8]

Just why?

I eat food for enjoyment not to torture myself

I legit thought it would be a typical ‘hot’ supermarket pizza, like, chilli pepper hot.

This is more like sticking your face directly behind a f16 jet engine at take off. Once I’d started though I couldn’t take the humiliation of stopping. I have a family, and quite frankly, wouldn’t have been able to look at myself in the mirror ever again if I’d quit.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

It sounds awesome to be fair, but I don't cook anything meat in the house as my wife and daughter are full veggies.

I won a hot wings challenge a few years back, and that was probably the hottest I've eaten. Started off with BBQ wings and got progressively hotter. Ended on California Reaper chilli wings which pretty much melted my insides.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[@BluePhil8]

That’s the new box, the one I got. Amazingly, the ticker tape that says ‘caution’ all around the edges of the box didn’t tip me off. Going to watch this now to find out if I’m a massive fanny or a massive idiot.

 

[mexico1970]

This is another iceland special this time a Carolina Reaper curry, excuse the shirt and the strange Mancunian accent ;)

I can't eat these things because the chicken is filthy so not for me, I drip ghost chilie powder onto my home made curries instead.

 

[bluealf]

I legit thought it would be a typical ‘hot’ supermarket pizza, like, chilli pepper hot.

This is more like sticking your face directly behind a f16 jet engine at take off. Once I’d started though I couldn’t take the humiliation of stopping. I have a family, and quite frankly, wouldn’t have been able to look at myself in the mirror ever again if I’d quit.

The daughters now ex bought us all pizzas from Domino's once and boasted about some hot one he always got and loved, the prick couldn't even eat it, he managed two slices.

How I laughed later on when he had left :)

Not as much as when she dumped the **** though :)