Anyone worked in a bar?

[gingerthai]

Where abouts is the Spoons bro?

Land of the Burnley cast offs, Todmorden.

One's just opened near me in East Didsbury too (4 days ago) .......

they're all over the feckin' place , aren't they?

More coming soon as well. Heres a list on their website of ones just opened or opening soon.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/pubs/find/_/_/20/_/just-opened,coming-soon/1000#hide-search-options" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/pub ... ch-options</a>

 

[ShaunMCFC]

Birds love it when a barman sticks a finger up their arse and calls them dirty cunts.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Managed to remember Blue Lagoon, Mali-Breeze, Marzipan, Gold Digger and of course Cheeky Vimto's since last night. Still got to work on Sex On The Beach, Black Magic, Woo Woo and Purple Rain but I've not tried to remember them yet as I wanted to 100% the others first. Will probably try to remember them tonight... bring on the opening you twats, can tell my friends will order 'em thinking I won't have a clue

 

[BimboBob]

If any of your mates order a cocktail just pour any old rubbish into a glass and serve it to them. They will then have to pay for it and drink it.

Bar work is hard work due to the amount of knobs you have to serve. One tip...always, always serve the good looking girls first. If you don't pull as a barmaid then you sir, are a gayer.

 

[Blue Smarties]

If any of your mates order a cocktail just pour any old rubbish into a glass and serve it to them. They will then have to pay for it and drink it.

Bar work is hard work due to the amount of knobs you have to serve. One tip...always, always serve the good looking girls first. If you don't pull as a barmaid then you sir, are a gayer.

Barmaid? Something you're not telling us BB? ;-)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

If any of your mates order a cocktail just pour any old rubbish into a glass and serve it to them. They will then have to pay for it and drink it.

Bar work is hard work due to the amount of knobs you have to serve. One tip...always, always serve the good looking girls first. If you don't pull as a barmaid then you sir, are a gayer.

If you are dressed as a barmaid but are male,you are definitely a gayer.
And bob - your bar experience only extends as far as working a seedy Phuket ladyboy establishment.
And they only employed you to play ping pong without bats...

 

[BimboBob]

If any of your mates order a cocktail just pour any old rubbish into a glass and serve it to them. They will then have to pay for it and drink it.

Bar work is hard work due to the amount of knobs you have to serve. One tip...always, always serve the good looking girls first. If you don't pull as a barmaid then you sir, are a gayer.

Barmaid? Something you're not telling us BB? ;-)

I want to be called Loretta.

 

[bakerdave76]

b s if you have an iphone this is for you <a class="postlink" href="http://mashable.com/2011/02/19/cocktail-apps-iphone/#94731-Drinkspiration-By-Absolut" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://mashable.com/2011/02/19/cocktail ... By-Absolut</a>

 

[Viva Rivaldo]

I currently do bar work and concur that busy >>>>>> quiet.

On a long shift, if you don't have a steady flow of customers, there's only so long you can go being entertained by polishing pumps (ooh matron).

As part-time jobs go, it's not bad. The money's alright with tips, and I genuinely enjoy banter with the regulars. You do get quite a few knobheads, so be wary of that, but just go along with it and make sure you smile every so often.

 

[tueartsboots]

Cocktails-Spoons-Todmorden=PMSL !