apparantly i have a gift.

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
chabal said:
You have a gift for not spelling correctly, I'll grant you that.

And don't forget his style of unpunctuated, incorrectly-spelled prose. It's a gift alright, but one of those that after Christmas yer'd take back to the shop for a refund!

my lack of skills in the written word has held me back enormously.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
My 'gift' is to effortlessly rub shoulders with the common man with casual ease.

I thought your gift was to sit on the fence for hours without developing the piles anyone else would get?
 
hilts said:
de niro said:
wife has just told me that some people go out of their way to be a dick, yet to me it comes natural.. it seems i dont know how lucky i am to be a dick without any effort whatsoever.

Your wife is a very knowledgeable woman, if she could just sort out her taste in men

i have passed on your comment.

have you two been chatting? she's with you on this.
 
aguero93:20 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
My 'gift' is to effortlessly rub shoulders with the common man with casual ease.

I thought your gift was to sit on the fence for hours without developing the piles anyone else would get?
It's all part of the same routine tbh: press flesh and simultaneously plot world domination.
 
de niro said:
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
chabal said:
You have a gift for not spelling correctly, I'll grant you that.

And don't forget his style of unpunctuated, incorrectly-spelled prose. It's a gift alright, but one of those that after Christmas yer'd take back to the shop for a refund!

my lack of skills in the written word has held me back enormously.

It's true.

Otherwise you would have been a mod by now.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
My 'gift' is to effortlessly rub shoulders with the common man with casual ease.

That's something of a surprise. I had you down as pursuing a much more meaningful career. Do you use essential oils?
 
aguero93:20 said:
gordondaviesmoustache said:
My 'gift' is to effortlessly rub shoulders with the common man with casual ease.

I thought your gift was to sit on the fence for hours without developing the piles anyone else would get?


He has a gift for chatting with gay blokes too - lovely men they were :)
 

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