Are telesales people..

[ManCitizens.]

I've lost count of the number of "Asian" people phoning me up saying "you've got a problem with your computer" I politely tell them "that's interesting, as I don't have a computer", then the phone goes dead.





I own an iPad, and an iphone. Fucking c^nts.

Keep the c**ts on the phone

"Oh hello sir, let me just get a pen and paper to write the info you're about to tell me down. I'll be back in a second..."

Then just carry on with whatever you were doing with the phone on the floor and the fool on the other end waiting.

I worked in a call centre whilst studying and you'd be my dream call. We were targeted partly on talk time so I'd be happy to wait for a good twenty minutes knowing people like yourself would never come back. After that your number would be put back in the system for being a rude arsehole :).

We were only ringing people who requested a call, occasionally the odd comedian would come through which resulted in the number being added to various websites meaning more calls. If anybody gets a lot of sales calls, it's probably because you've pissed somebody off. Your better of politely saying no or that your driving then block the number.

 

[Barcon]

Bookmark this and enjoy receiving calls from a wide variety of losers.

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[Tuearts right boot]

I had Roger, from Mumbai, on this afternoon telling me about his electricity charges and how happy he could make me very happy. I was repeating what he said in a rather sarky manner when wifey overheard and claimed down the phone to him that would have to give a better blow job that she to make me happy. The line,surprisingly went dead.