Over the past number of years I've adjusted to the local break in the fabric of the universe that has lead to relative rag success by becoming indifferent to it.
Now that I sense the rift beginning to heal, I shall watch. That Messi is supposed to be good after all.
There are two outcomes that would satisfy me.
a) Barcelona win 10 till, Tranny gets lifetime ban for pushing referee, Wio and Wooney sent off for brawling with each other when the fifth goes in, accidental broadcast of Bacon Face reveals true depth of unpleasantness to global audience.
or
b) Gary Chuckle misses penalty that gives Barcelona victory in shoot out.