Are you a fat f***?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

 

[u2fme2]

slim jim

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

have the women been avoiding this thread, i wonder ;)

 

[BimboBob]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

I can confirm that NF is indeed a fat fuck. I, on the other hand, am an Adonis, my chest could have been literally carved from rock and my chiseled manly face could be used for all those shit aftershave adverts that no one has any idea what is going on. I wear a white shirt undone, which compliments my flowing manly locks. I never wear socks.

 

[TCIB]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

Err you had grilled red leister on crumpets (drools a bit) with brown sauce.

I'm fucking starving now and walkers multipacks don't cut it when against such a feast of kings. My stomach is growling like a lion a lion shitting out a vindaloo, man im fooking hungry now, baaaad.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

I can confirm that NF is indeed a fat fuck. I, on the other hand, am an Adonis, my chest could have been literally carved from rock and my chiseled manly face could be used for all those shit aftershave adverts that no one has any idea what is going on. I wear a white shirt undone, which compliments my flowing manly locks. I never wear socks.

I'm an even fatter fuck now,because I just polished off the last crumpet with some Philadelphia I found lurking at the back of the fridge which had gone off weeks ago,but I don't care because I only have minutes to live anyway,thanks to that rubber-faced Mockney ballsack.
And you do wear socks,you lying twat - white ones,like Dirk.
And you wear frocks too,you cross-dressing freak.
Its great knowing you are dying soon - you can tell it like it is.
Fuck you all,especially the mods - you can't hurt me now.
But most of all,fuck you Oliver.
I shall haunt you forever,and ensure your souffles never rise,you wretched waste of DNA.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

I can confirm that NF is indeed a fat fuck. I, on the other hand, am an Adonis, my chest could have been literally carved from rock and my chiseled manly face could be used for all those shit aftershave adverts that no one has any idea what is going on. I wear a white shirt undone, which compliments my flowing manly locks. I never wear socks.

to NF.... any leftovers???
to BB.... closet homo post if i ever read one!?! you need to tell your friends,its okay kidding yourself but it s not fair they need to know! ;)<br /><br />-- Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:43 am --<br /><br />

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

Err you had grilled red leister on crumpets (drools a bit) with brown sauce.

I'm fucking starving now and walkers multipacks don't cut it when against such a feast of kings. My stomach is growling like a lion a lion shitting out a vindaloo, man im fooking hungry now, baaaad.

keep it up and you ll get ulsers dude... eat well!

 

[BimboBob]

According to that chart,I am clinically obese,which is true,and I will probably be dead by the time you read this,as I have just eaten five crumpets with Red Leicester on with brown sauce.
Which does surprisingly work,should my friend gordondaviesmoustache stumble across this posthumous post.
Its been a good life,and I have but one regret.
And it is that I never got to kill Jamie Fucking Oliver.

I can confirm that NF is indeed a fat fuck. I, on the other hand, am an Adonis, my chest could have been literally carved from rock and my chiseled manly face could be used for all those shit aftershave adverts that no one has any idea what is going on. I wear a white shirt undone, which compliments my flowing manly locks. I never wear socks.

I'm an even fatter fuck now,because I just polished off the last crumpet with some Philadelphia I found lurking at the back of the fridge which had gone off weeks ago,but I don't care because I only have minutes to live anyway,thanks to that rubber-faced Mockney ballsack.
And you do wear socks,you lying twat - white ones,like Dirk.
And you wear frocks too,you cross-dressing freak.
Its great knowing you are dying soon - you can tell it like it is.
Fuck you all,especially the mods - you can't hurt me now.
But most of all,fuck you Oliver.
I shall haunt you forever,and ensure your souffles never rise,you wretched waste of DNA.

Dirk never wore white socks, it was a joke. Me and Stuart sat down and decided to write something that 31 years later would make a fat fuck who had literally minutes left of his poor miserable life make a fool of himself.

The crumpets sounded good though...pity you couldn't share. Oliver says hi and has promised to cook your bloated carcass and serve it too some other people you don't like and then throw it up after as a tribute to your life.

Nothing wrong with wearing a dress. My mum used to do it all the time.

 

[2bluegp]

so, if i'm 5'10, weigh 12 stone i'm overweight? fuck off
if i'm 14.5 stone i'm obese, but i can still put on another 5 stone & still only be obese? result!<br /><br />-- Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:43 pm --<br /><br />

I'm the right weight for my height why is my stomach MASSIVE

do you have a tiny little head? :0)

 

[FuZzY]

have the women been avoiding this thread, i wonder ;)

Errrr . . . No. According to that chart I'm ok, as long as I don't keep drinking too much beer, says me opening another. ;-)