are you addicted to this forum.

My name is Steve and I'm a bluemoonaholic ...... sits back down.


Quick tip for those at work who don't make it to the mouse quick enough when the boss comes over ...... use ALT + TAB .... it switches windows really quickly and makes it look like you're working !!!
 
I wonder if city can provide a shack for us all to go to in september after the window shuts, and rest, maybe piss up against the walls and shit on the seats im sure they could find a run down piss stinking hovel in trafford / stretford area some where! like a half way house so to speak, any ideas chaps?
 
Received an email from my head office in London last week.. 'sorry but you are £250 over your monthly Blackberry allowance so it will be deducted from your wages'.. my boss was copied on the email - not happy.
 
Ive had to invest in another phone charger to keep at work as im on my mobile viewing this site all day at work.

bet theres loads of Rags and dippers addicted to this site, Jelious cunts..........
 
Yawning Donkey said:
Completely and utterly addicted

I have done no work in the last 3 weeks. I've spent each day tilting my screen away from the masses so I can just view this site all day.

I get home, acknowledge the kids and the missus and get straight on this site and sit hear from 7 till midnight, only stopping to kiss missus goodnight as she mutters something about leaving me.

I wake up in the middle of the night to go for a slash and instead of going back to bed, I drift downstairs to log back on (as if there'd be any breaking neews at 3am!)

To put everything into perspective, I've even stopped going on YouPorn when the missues goes upstairs.................................that's how bad it's got.

Ric - you have alot to answer for including my impending divorce.............

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Hello my name is bumbleblue and i am a bluemoonaholic. i seriously need help ( signings, information, speculation are all my drugs of choice). My family don't get it, my dog feels neglected, the cat is eyeing me suspiciously i shouted rag at her when she jumped on my knee. I can't go back to work as if i do i will be sacked for spending all day on BBC ( can't get bluemoon) i spend anytime not behind my desk thinking jesus how long til i can't get home to bluemoon. Hope summat happens soon.. oh well i am addicted and I LOVE IT. I cackle to myself when i remember staying up all night watching sky sports to see if we would sign mido ... hahah
 
my names will, and ive been using "bluemoon" for almost a year now. i feel it controls my life, one day i didnt feed my 2 year old daughter as i was too involved with a massive "thread" about tevez signing for us (he denied united that day) this felt like a real high for me, but i just cant get enough i wake up at 8am log onto my laptop and the rest is a blur until 3 am wen i log off (wich makes me feel sick) i then go to bed where my fiancee says wtf are u doing on porn? i had to aggree as i dont want her thinking i have some rather weird obsession with men.
she has threatend to leave me. she did once, wich was very good for my post count as i could make more posts. i now survive on pot noodles and ready meals i tend to drink alcahol with these, it has helped me stop smoking tho as i dont really like moving, but wen i do move for a cig i take the laptop with me " finger firmly on F5"

i think thats it..
 
totally right you know when your addicted when you keep refreshing the screen via F5 looking for anything resembling spursmad or ajay. Imagine if City actually owned this site and had a reliable source to make announcements. It would crash like this site nearly does.
 
Missus was very unimpressed when I mentioned the thread about making a "thank you Sheikh" banner. I was only bringing it up to lead onto that poor kid who'd lost his limbs


She went fuckin bananas .... I'd already mentioned Eto'o that day and the proposed wages,fees etc. She's no football fan to put it mildly but,knows fuck all either so when she came out with the usual shite I felt complied to defend City's honour

we had a barney

She accused me of neglecting her and th ekids and,said I love this site more than the cats.

TBPFH I do love bluemoon more than her cats.

I spend all evening on here. am I addicted? no.I'm obsesed though :-D
 
ha ha this thread gave me a right old laugh - only started reading it after spending about 2 hours reading other updates lol!

Can't wait til the window closes - wont feel so compelled to visit except on/just before matchdays!
 
Yawning Donkey said:
I get home, acknowledge the kids and the missus and get straight on this site and sit hear from 7 till midnight, only stopping to kiss missus goodnight as she mutters something about leaving me.
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brilliant.
 
When I plan something for the day I always think about when I'm gonna get chance to check out this forum for the latest news! No wonder we're in recession, no one is doing any work we're all on here!
 
joedr116 said:
totally right you know when your addicted when you keep refreshing the screen via F5 looking for anything resembling spursmad or ajay. Imagine if City actually owned this site and had a reliable source to make announcements. It would crash like this site nearly does.
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Dude, I totally agree. Spursmad and Ajay are my reading of choice. If they say something on here I get giddy like a 5 year old schoolgirl. I am totally addicted. my kid is getting into everything in the house, but all I can do is keep reading. I seriously need help. Maybe a slap in the face would work or maybe...did u say something about Tevez? Got to go...
 
sboroMCFC said:
When I plan something for the day I always think about when I'm gonna get chance to check out this forum for the latest news! No wonder we're in recession, no one is doing any work we're all on here!
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Right on. Its a good thing Im on summer break.

On another note...Ric...its a bitter sweet relationship. On one hand I cant live without what you created, on the other hand I get crap from the wife for living on my laptop. Thanks a lot. Seriously, i love and hate you at the same time.
 
Thaksins Love Child said:
Yawning Donkey said:
Completely and utterly addicted

I have done no work in the last 3 weeks. I've spent each day tilting my screen away from the masses so I can just view this site all day.

I get home, acknowledge the kids and the missus and get straight on this site and sit hear from 7 till midnight, only stopping to kiss missus goodnight as she mutters something about leaving me.

I wake up in the middle of the night to go for a slash and instead of going back to bed, I drift downstairs to log back on (as if there'd be any breaking neews at 3am!)

To put everything into perspective, I've even stopped going on YouPorn when the missues goes upstairs.................................that's how bad it's got.

Ric - you have alot to answer for including my impending divorce.............

YD
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IMO Post of the day, piss funny.

My answer to the original question was goin to be no. I then realised the laptop has been on my knee since 6pm, approx 10 mins after getting in from work.
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think of the sperm for gods sake!
 
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