arrested on suspicion of having sex with a cat

[oakiecokie]

Apparently his mate said he's been Persian the sexual boundaries for a while now, and said 'Abyssinian in the news soon'.
Once in custody, he'll become an American Shorthair, and will need to steer clear of the Maine Coon, especially if he's Havana Brown moment.
Otherwise he'll be walking like an Egyptian.
Thank fuck he isn't a Siamese twin.
Sorry for littering the Cellar with this post.
Mods - feel free to neuter it.

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Apparently his mate said he's been Persian the sexual boundaries for a while now, and said 'Abyssinian in the news soon'.
Once in custody, he'll become an American Shorthair, and will need to steer clear of the Maine Coon, especially if he's Havana Brown moment.
Otherwise he'll be walking like an Egyptian.
Thank fuck he isn't a Siamese twin.
Sorry for littering the Cellar with this post.
Mods - feel free to neuter it.

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

It's too late for me mate - I've already sired two kittens.
Maybe they could give him Pussycat Dolls instead.
It may avert a cat astrophe.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Apparently his mate said he's been Persian the sexual boundaries for a while now, and said 'Abyssinian in the news soon'.
Once in custody, he'll become an American Shorthair, and will need to steer clear of the Maine Coon, especially if he's Havana Brown moment.
Otherwise he'll be walking like an Egyptian.
Thank fuck he isn't a Siamese twin.
Sorry for littering the Cellar with this post.
Mods - feel free to neuter it.

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

It's too late for me mate - I've already sired two kittens.
Maybe they could give him Pussycat Dolls instead.
It may avert a cat astrophe.

Purrrrfect!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/27/homeless-man-caught-having-sex-with-dog-spared-jail-4278496/

it doesnt state he was dressed as a cat in a revenge attack. But he could of been

In summing up, the judge said 'good grief man, how low can you go?'
the man replied ''about a Chihuahua''

 

[The Flash]

Apparently his mate said he's been Persian the sexual boundaries for a while now, and said 'Abyssinian in the news soon'.
Once in custody, he'll become an American Shorthair, and will need to steer clear of the Maine Coon, especially if he's Havana Brown moment.
Otherwise he'll be walking like an Egyptian.
Thank fuck he isn't a Siamese twin.
Sorry for littering the Cellar with this post.
Mods - feel free to neuter it.

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

That's a bit catty, oakie.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Apparently his mate said he's been Persian the sexual boundaries for a while now, and said 'Abyssinian in the news soon'.
Once in custody, he'll become an American Shorthair, and will need to steer clear of the Maine Coon, especially if he's Havana Brown moment.
Otherwise he'll be walking like an Egyptian.
Thank fuck he isn't a Siamese twin.
Sorry for littering the Cellar with this post.
Mods - feel free to neuter it.

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

That's a bit catty, oakie.

He's alright is okie.
Just spayin'...

 

[The Flash]

Its not the fooking post that needs neutering.

That's a bit catty, oakie.

He's alright is okie.
Just spayin'...

I thought so too. Probably just having an off day and not feline his usual self.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

only just joined in at the tail end of this thread, someone has their claws out!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

That's a bit catty, oakie.

He's alright is okie.
Just spayin'...

I thought so too. Probably just having an off day and not feline his usual self.

He's got a good Pedigree, so Iams not going to report him, although I came within a Whiskas of it.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Sex with a fucking cat, how the fuck does that even work I mean look I need my friend to help me here