Arsenal Thread | 2024/25

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There was a Mikel who liked to mumble
When his teams lost he liked to grumble
They loved to cheat and were poor in defeat
And they always forgot to stay humble

There was a bloke called Gabriel-The-Runt
His defensive duties relied on his hunt
He slapped his chest, thinking he's the best
But he'll always remain an odious ****

I'll get me coat
 
There was a Mikel who liked to mumble
When his teams lost he liked to grumble
They loved to cheat and were poor in defeat
And they always forgot to stay humble

There was a bloke called Gabriel-The-Runt
His defensive duties relied on his hunt
He slapped his chest, thinking he's the best
But he'll always remain an odious ****

I'll get me coat
Sounds like a great plan.
 
There was a Mikel who liked to mumble
When his teams lost he liked to grumble
They loved to cheat and were poor in defeat
And they always forgot to stay humble

There was a bloke called Gabriel-The-Runt
His defensive duties relied on his hunt
He slapped his chest, thinking he's the best
But he'll always remain an odious ****

I'll get me coat
Poet Laureate material that mate !
 
If we could somehow win out next remaining 10 games, win the fa cup and potentially finish above them. It would feel like a title win for me.

Worst season in 15 years yet still finish above them with a trophy would be utterly glorious.
 
they are never going to get another chance like this season, Liverpool is bang average, Man City bag of shit.
They thought Beating City and doing the stay humble and the Haaland goal celebration was there turning point ? AFTV was in fully party mode hahahah boy a week in football being an Arsenal

Doing an Arsenal will be known as the Yips
 
There was a Mikel who liked to mumble
When his teams lost he liked to grumble
They loved to cheat and were poor in defeat
And they always forgot to stay humble

There was a bloke called Gabriel-The-Runt
His defensive duties relied on his hunt
He slapped his chest, thinking he's the best
But he'll always remain an odious ****

I'll get me coat
Scousers write poems mate, please tell me you haven't recorded yourself "singing" this whilst strumming the chords to Wonderwall on an old acoustic guitar and posted it on youtube. :)

NOTE - just realised you're not "ONE OF US" are you? Scrub Wonderwall then and substitute some Chaz'n'Dave nonsense and swap the "old acoustic guitar" for the "old joanna" and I think we're good ;)
 
I work with an arsenal fan, he went to forest away last week, he absolutely hates arteta, you only need to drop his name, and it's a 15 minute rant every time, love it, and he's quite a nice lad for an arsenal fan.
 
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