Arsenal v Chelsea

[mac]

A score draw (maybe 3-3) with the maximum number of red cards for each side so that they finish seven a-side, every red card to be for violent conduct, one for Mesut Ozil for smacking that gobshite Mourinho in the mouth, one for John Terry for whacking Arsene Wenger in the teeth, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook to brave the weather and streak for the Nuts Christmas special, SKY's editor to suffer a mental breakdown just as they run on and fail to switch camera, Jamie Redknapp to lose the plot and denounce his father as an out and out corrupt bastard, Carragher and Neville to come to blows in the studio and my missus to come home from work with an Indian curry in a bag and the look of pure filth in her eye.

You do spout some cods wallop.there is no way you will get a curry tonight

 

[worsleyweb]

I think I am supporting arsenal.

Is it you who writes the boring James Milner tweets?

I think your getting me mixed up with you?

 

[jimharri]

A score draw (maybe 3-3) with the maximum number of red cards for each side so that they finish seven a-side, every red card to be for violent conduct, one for Mesut Ozil for smacking that gobshite Mourinho in the mouth, one for John Terry for whacking Arsene Wenger in the teeth, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook to brave the weather and streak for the Nuts Christmas special, SKY's editor to suffer a mental breakdown just as they run on and fail to switch camera, Jamie Redknapp to lose the plot and denounce his father as an out and out corrupt bastard, Carragher and Neville to come to blows in the studio and my missus to come home from work with an Indian curry in a bag and the look of pure filth in her eye.

You do spout some cods wallop.there is no way you will get a curry tonight

I think someone's had his fish supper laced with something ''herbal''!

 

[Ban-jani]

Either a cracker or a tense 0-0/1-0.

 

[Marvin]

Conditions are good - just wet

 

[Ban-jani]

Conditions are good - just wet

OH AY! ;-)

 

[scotty123]

Just switched it on, whats this about Mourinho sitting on the bench on his own for ages, my mate txt me said he looked odd

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I want chelsea to win just so i can laugh at all the arsenal fans who got so giddy when they were top, even though i fucking hate chelsea and everything about them

 

[Ban-jani]

Draw please.

 

[kaz7]

Just switched it on, whats this about Mourinho sitting on the bench on his own for ages, my mate txt me said he looked odd

All part of his look at me routine he has going on
Knows the camera is on him sitting there on his own
Can't stand him