ASDA Halloween Costume Sh*tstorm

[Aphex]

They should posthumously sue Heath Ledger for portraying a mental man.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

They should posthumously sue Heath Ledger for portraying a mental man.

Or maybe get in touch with Jack Nicholson. Also heard Christian Bale has fled the country

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I don't understand the problem. This suit would clearly make you look mental, although as a mental 'patient' I would hope that the treatment received could stop you getting to the covered in blood/ axe wielding stage. The only issue as far as I can see is that it might make it difficult for householders to tell proper mentals from trick-or-treaters on halloween.
Perhaps if you accessorize the costume with rainbow shoelaces it could raise awareness of gay mentalists which would be a win-win?

In more than six years, have you ever contributed to a thread without referring to homosexuality in some way?
It's almost like you are trying to tell us something.
Back with the programme, I think the Halloween costume was possibly a bit ill-conceived, but then I fucking hate the whole Sherman-inspired Halloween palaver with a passion anyway, as I am a miserable old twat.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

I don't understand the problem. This suit would clearly make you look mental, although as a mental 'patient' I would hope that the treatment received could stop you getting to the covered in blood/ axe wielding stage. The only issue as far as I can see is that it might make it difficult for householders to tell proper mentals from trick-or-treaters on halloween.
Perhaps if you accessorize the costume with rainbow shoelaces it could raise awareness of gay mentalists which would be a win-win?

In more than six years, have you ever contributed to a thread without referring to homosexuality in some way?
It's almost like you are trying to tell us something.
Back with the programme, I think the Halloween costume was possibly a bit ill-conceived, but then I fucking hate the whole Sherman-inspired Halloween palaver with a passion anyway, as I am a miserable old twat.

Trick or treat Sir fetters? ;)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I don't understand the problem. This suit would clearly make you look mental, although as a mental 'patient' I would hope that the treatment received could stop you getting to the covered in blood/ axe wielding stage. The only issue as far as I can see is that it might make it difficult for householders to tell proper mentals from trick-or-treaters on halloween.
Perhaps if you accessorize the costume with rainbow shoelaces it could raise awareness of gay mentalists which would be a win-win?

In more than six years, have you ever contributed to a thread without referring to homosexuality in some way?
It's almost like you are trying to tell us something.
Back with the programme, I think the Halloween costume was possibly a bit ill-conceived, but then I fucking hate the whole Sherman-inspired Halloween palaver with a passion anyway, as I am a miserable old twat.

Trick or treat Sir fetters? ;)

Don't mither me whilst myself and Mrs Fetlocks are bobbing for apples, and bring me a halloumi toastie and a large ouzo if you're at a loose end.
And I reckon covering yourself in fake blood and howling at the moon may just finish off your battleaxe of a neighbour later, with no legal repercussions from the Cypriot constabulary.
What's not to like?

 

[paphos-mcfc]

In more than six years, have you ever contributed to a thread without referring to homosexuality in some way?
It's almost like you are trying to tell us something.
Back with the programme, I think the Halloween costume was possibly a bit ill-conceived, but then I fucking hate the whole Sherman-inspired Halloween palaver with a passion anyway, as I am a miserable old twat.

Trick or treat Sir fetters? ;)

Don't mither me whilst myself and Mrs Fetlocks are bobbing for apples, and bring me a halloumi toastie and a large ouzo if you're at a loose end.
And I reckon covering yourself in fake blood and howling at the moon may just finish off your battleaxe of a neighbour later, with no legal repercussions from the Cypriot constabulary.
What's not to like?

I've already been round in my 'Ghoul' outfit and was surprised that she thought I was her sister. The ouzo and toastie isn't a problem Sir fetts, as soon as Mrs Paphos has finished bobbing for plums. (mine)

 

[Helmet Cole]

I don't understand the problem. This suit would clearly make you look mental, although as a mental 'patient' I would hope that the treatment received could stop you getting to the covered in blood/ axe wielding stage. The only issue as far as I can see is that it might make it difficult for householders to tell proper mentals from trick-or-treaters on halloween.
Perhaps if you accessorize the costume with rainbow shoelaces it could raise awareness of gay mentalists which would be a win-win?

In more than six years, have you ever contributed to a thread without referring to homosexuality in some way?
It's almost like you are trying to tell us something.
Back with the programme, I think the Halloween costume was possibly a bit ill-conceived, but then I fucking hate the whole Sherman-inspired Halloween palaver with a passion anyway, as I am a miserable old twat.

I think I might have posted in the muffin/barm thread without mentioning it, but could be wrong TBH.

 

[CTID1988]

Tesco have removed an orange boiler suit with "Psycho" on it now, who really get offended by this shit!?
What about the dvd of the alfred hitchcock film, are they removing that from shelves too? Some soft people in this country with too much time on their hands

 

[East Level 2]

Tesco have removed an orange boiler suit with "Psycho" on it now, who really get offended by this shit!?

What if it belonged to our former manager?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Tesco have removed an orange boiler suit with "Psycho" on it now, who really get offended by this shit!?
What about the dvd of the alfred hitchcock film, are they removing that from shelves too? Some soft people in this country with too much time on their hands

I reckon Talking Heads should re-release Psycho Killer as 'Person Who Has A Possibly Cognitive Antisocial Behavioural Abnormality Which May Result In The Unfortunate Taking Of Life'.