Ask glen

[mammutly]

Blackburn, pronouned Blackbuuuuurn, is a town in Lankeyshire which has a population and a Greggs for every 12 people who live there. There have been no jobs in Blackburn since t'pits closed in 1870.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Dear Glen,

The way I see it is that animals and humans share this Earth we call home. We live as mutual inhabitants and need to show each other the respect that each species deserves. I see myself at one with nature. So is it OK to wank a dog off?

Kind regards,

GSC

 

[mammutly]

Dear Glen,

The way I see it is that animals and humans share this Earth we call home. We live as mutual inhabitants and need to show each other the respect that each species deserves. I see myself at one with nature. So is it OK to wank a dog off?

Kind regards,

GSC

 

[MCFC BOB]

Bank account details?

Sort code?

Can we wire you the monies?

 

[BimboBob]

Dear Glen,

I have had a lovely weekend of pubs, football and a canoe trip with a lovely lady.

My wife has just got back from a weekend in Southwold.

Do i use crusty bread or normal for my beans on toast?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Dear Glen,

I have had a lovely weekend of pubs, football and a canoe trip with a lovely lady.

My wife has just got back from a weekend in Southwold.

Do i use crusty bread or normal for my beans on toast?

I can see why all your birds go lesbian mate.

 

[BimboBob]

Re: Re: Ask glen

Dear Glen,

I have had a lovely weekend of pubs, football and a canoe trip with a lovely lady.

My wife has just got back from a weekend in Southwold.

Do i use crusty bread or normal for my beans on toast?

I can see why all your birds go lesbian mate.

As opposed to rubbing their arse on the carpet?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Re: Re: Ask glen

Dear Glen,

I have had a lovely weekend of pubs, football and a canoe trip with a lovely lady.

My wife has just got back from a weekend in Southwold.

Do i use crusty bread or normal for my beans on toast?

I can see why all your birds go lesbian mate.

As opposed to rubbing their arse on the carpet?

What is the dog wanking update? Sort it out Glen, FFS.

 

[BWTAC]

Dear Glen,

Is it possible to scratch your ringpiece without smelling your finger afterwards, or am i just disgusting?

 

[glen quagmire]

This thread is redundant!
I was bladdered on expensive brandy and cheap wine! You could've asked anything and i would've answered. (honest) Now it's turning into Dear Glen mark 2 and that just is not correct for the balance of the force.

Kindly stop, or i shall start some of the worst threads in bluemoon history, rendering my existence on her futile.


Oh and btw, GDC it's ok to wank the dog as long as it's after 9pm on a wet tuesday night.