Ask the Oracle....

[KentBlue]

I asked will Man CIty beat Spurs tonight and it replied:

Yes, definitely. My psychological profile of you was just completed. This last question reflected your innermost feelings.

 

[royle]

This ones quite funny..

You asked:

Is ronaldo gay?
The Oracle replied:

He’s more gay than a San Fransisco man in a Hawaiian shirt sniffing some liquid gold and watching Sex in the City.

 

[Neil McNab]

Fuck the oracle ceefax knows best!

 

[Pam]

The office Lawro predicted a City win today. We are shagged, now, you just see if we aren't.

 

[Zuriblue]

I asked: will Man City beat Spurs tonight

The answer: Yes if you fight bravely.

 

[cjwebster]

You asked:

Who will win, city or spurs
The Oracle replied:

The first one is evil and morally wrong. Avoid it at all costs.

 

[Pearcey]

I asked: will Man City beat Spurs tonight

The answer: Yes if you fight bravely.

We're fucked then!

 

[ox-blue]

You asked:

Will man city get 4th ?
The Oracle replied:

I hope not. However, you must keep in mind that occasionally my answers are nonsense.

 

[theres only one carlito]

I asked what score will the man city tottenham match be? she said 4-5 :-(

 

[kenzie115]

You asked:
Who will finish fourth in this season’s Premier League?

The Oracle replied:
Will Smith

Interesting.