Asking a woman out via Facebook

After her exhausting late evening work out at the gym, drive up to her as she approaches her car, that is parked in a quiet dim lit street, get out of your car, walk up to her and say, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform? You know the rest, then Bluemoon rule will apply ;)
 
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yakzson_ctid.Si said:
After her exhausting late evening work out at the gym, drive up to her as she approaches her car, that is parked in a quiet dim lit street, get out of your car, walk up to her and say to her, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform? You know the rest, then Bluemoon rule will apply ;)
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Asking a woman out is a nerve wracking affair. Always remember whatever line you use ie "hi can i buy you a drink?" "Hi I have two rail tickets to go to Stalybridge and wondered if you fancy a day out to see the sights"? .....she knows what your actually saying is "I would love to get your clothes off and give you a jolly good rumping".
 
purplenose said:
Asking a woman out is a nerve wracking affair. Always remember whatever line you use ie "hi can i buy you a drink?" "Hi I have two rail tickets to go to Stalybridge and wondered if you fancy a day out to see the sights"? .....she knows what your actually saying is "I would love to get your clothes off and give you a jolly good rumping".
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Must be quite flattering that. I'd love a bird to tell me she wants to ride my cock. I'd probably accept even if she looked like Margaret Thatcher.
 
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