Asking a woman out via Facebook

Yes it was. I apologise, I've been trolling my boy all day and got carried away. I bet you drive a small hatchback though, probably a diesel.
Yeah, I'll stick to that otherwise you're just gonna think I'm a bigger **** than you already do. Haha!
 
Yes it was. I apologise, I've been trolling my boy all day and got carried away. I bet you drive a small hatchback though, probably a diesel.
When out with an air hostess for a while, her town car in Berlin was a smart automatic, drove it a few times, fuck me it was shit, like driving a shoebox on wheels
 
When out with an air hostess for a while, her town car in Berlin was a smart automatic, drove it a few times, fuck me it was shit, like driving a shoebox on wheels

Every time I see someone in a smart car I think "****" (I didn't really think Pablo drives one but he's still a ****)
 
Every time I see someone in a smart car I think "****" (I didn't really think Pablo drives one but he's still a ****)
Sterling drives one. Always knew them scousers were onto something.
 
Only me that laughed at this? You read the signs well mate!

Get in touch with her and take her out for a Big Mac or something.

The only sign I take as a guaranteed fucker is if she makes physical contact when it could easily be avoided. If she's touching you for no reason chances are she's thinking about letting you give her one. So moral of the story is stand in touching distance and see what happens ;)
 

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