Asking a woman out via Facebook

[dronefromsector7G]

True his hands might be busy

Maybe pleasuring himself?

He should change his username to Onan0115

 

[kaz7]

Maybe pleasuring himself?

He should change his username to Onan0115

I'm starting to think there was no lady ;)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm starting to think there was no lady ;)

It was Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

 

[jimharri]

Maybe pleasuring himself?

He should change his username to Onan0115

"Pleasuring himself"? That's a bit "50 shades", isn't it?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

"Pleasuring himself"? That's a bit "50 shades", isn't it?

It's the new me - less swearing.

 

[kaz7]

It's the new me - less swearing.

I much prefer the old you,nothing wrong with a bit of swearing

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I much prefer the old you,nothing wrong with a bit of swearing

Get fucked, cock wobbler.

 

[kaz7]

Get fucked, cock wobbler.

That's my boy lol

 

[yeseye]

Went out with a girl whose ex was a concert pianist. Fuck me she was hard to please.

Have you considered doing stand up as a career?

 

[stony]

Have you considered doing stand up as a career?

I did actually think about it when I was younger, but I had a mortgage and a family and couldn't risk it. I shit out basically.